【正文】 , my husband spent weeks t raini ng him to pr es hi s paw on the l atch t o let himse lf i n. Rex soon became an expert at opening the gate. However , when I was goi ng out shoppi ng last wek, I noticed him i n the garden near the gate. Thi s ti me he was bar ki ng so that someone would let him out ! Si nce t hen, he has developed anot her bad habit . As soon as he opens t he gat e fr om the outside, he es i nto t he gar den and waits unt il the gate shuts. Then he si ts and barks unti l someone let s him out . Aft er this he i mmedi at el y l et s himself i n and begi ns bar king agai n. Yest er day my husband r emoved the gate and Rex got so annoyed we have not sen hi m si nce. Lesson60 The f uture 卜算未來 At a vil lage fai r, I deci ded t o vi si t a f ort une tel er cal ed Madam Bel linsky. I went i nt o her tent and she tol d me t o sit down. Aft er I had gi ven her some money, she l ooked int o a crystal bal and sai d: 39。cursed t ree39。The Revealer 39。t need bookcases at al l. You can sit here i n your spare t im e and read the carpet! 39。 she said. She gazed at it f or some t ime then added, 39。 I answered. Lesson51 Reward for virt ue 對美德的獎賞 My f r iend, Her ber t, has always been f at, but things got so bad r ecentl y t hat he deci ded to go on a di et. He began his diet a week ago. Fi rst of al l, he wr ote out a long l ist of al l the f oods whi ch were f orbi dden. The li st i ncl uded most of the t hi ngs Herbert l oves: but ter, potat oes, ri ce, beer , mil k, chocol ate, and sweets. Yest erday I paid hi m a vi si t. I r ang t he bel l and was not surpr ised to see that Herber t was st il as f at as ever . He l ed me i nt o his r oom and hurr iedly hid a l arge parcel under his desk. I t was obvi ous t hat he was very em bar rassed. When I asked hi m what he was doing, he smi led gui lti ly and t hen put t he par cel on t he desk. He expl ained that his diet was so str ict that he had t o r ewar d hi msel f occasi onal ly. Then he showed me the cont ent s of the parcel. I t contai ned f i ve large bars of chocol at e and thr e bags of swet s! Leson52 A pret ty carpet 漂亮的地毯 We have just moved into a new house and I have been wor king hard al l morni ng. I have been t rying to get my new r oom i n order . Thi s has not been easy because I own over a t housand books. To make mat ers wor se, t he room i s r at her smal , so I have t empor ari ly put my books on the f loor . At the moment, t hey cover ever y inch of fl oor space and I actual y have to wal k on t hem to get i n or out of the r oom. A shor t whi l e ago, my si st er hel ped m e to car ry one of my ol d bookcases up the stair s. She went int o my r oom and got a big surpr ise when she saw al those books on t he fl oor . 39。 sai d the conduct or . 39。 39。I 39。t mat ter ,39。 39。 sai d t he conduct or suddenl y.39。 I asked. 39。Thi s is as f ar as we go. 39。l l have to get off here,39。 answer ed the conductor . I sat in t he fr ont of t he bus to get a good vi ew of t he countr ysi de. Af ter some ti me, the bus stopped. Looking r ound, I reali zed wi t h a shock t hat I was t he onl y pasenger lef t on the bus. 39。 I39。t know where i t is.39。 I sai d to the conductor as I got on the bus, 39。 I 39。 eggs and asked me whet her my col lecti on was gr owi ng. He then asked m e how my br other was and whet her I l iked my new job i n London. I n answer to these questi ons I eit her nodded or made st range noises. Meanwhil e, my tongue was busy sear chi ng out the hole wher e the t oot h had been. I suddenly f elt very wor ri ed, but coul d not say anything. Whe n t he dent ist at l ast removed t he cot tonwool f rom my m out h, I was able to t el l him that he had pul led out the wr ong tooth. Leson49 The end of a dream 美夢告終 Tir ed of sleeping on t he fl oor, a young man in Teher an saved up for year s t o buy a real bed. For the f ir st t im e in hi s li fe, he became t he proud owner of a bed whi ch had spr ings and a mat ress. Because t he weat her was ver y hot , he car ri ed the bed on t o the r oof of hi s house. He sl ept very wel f or t he fi rst two nights, but on t he thi rd ni ght , a st orm blew up. A gust of wind swept the bed off t he roof and sent it cr ashing i nto t he cour tyard bel ow. The young man di d not wake up unt il t he bed had str uck the ground. Alt hough t he bed was sm ashed to pi eces, t he man was m ir aculously unhurt . When he woke up, he was st il on t he mat ress. Gl anci ng at he bit s of wood and m et al that l ay ar ound hi m , t he man sadl y picked up t he matr es and car ied i t into his house. Af ter he had put it on t he fl oor , he prompt ly went to sl eep again. Leson50 Taken for a ri de 乘車兜風(fēng) I l ove tr avel ing i n t he countr y, but I don39。345 for t he cost of the tr ip. The norm al pr ice of a t i cket i s amp。 I am 100 per cent honest now! 39。 In ti me, al l Sam39。 Two months lat er , some more m oney was sent to Sam wit h anot her not e: 39。A thief , yes, 39。but they did not steal anyt hi ng.39。The st rap needs m endi ng, 39。dance39。t have too many hats,39。scor nf ul l y, he told her t hat t he dr es was sold. The woman wal ked out of the shop angr il y and deci ded t o punish the assi stant next day. She r et urned to the shop the f ol lowi ng mor ning dressed i n a f ur coat, wi th a handbag in one hand and a l ong um br el a in t he other. Af ter seeki ng out t he rude asi st ant she asked for t he same dr es. Not reali zi ng who she was, t he asistant was eager to ser ve her t hi s ti me wi th gr eat di f icult y, he cl imbed i nt o t he shop wi ndow to get t he dr es. As soon as she saw i t, the wom an sai d s many ti es. 39。 And a woman can39。 she answered. Ten mi nut es l ater we wal ked out of the shop together. My wif e was weari ng a hat that looked l ike a light house ! Leson42 Not very m usi cal 并非很懂音樂 As we had had a l on