【正文】 啊三不肯放手）你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for ？我會(huì)為你做任何事太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш 第三幕（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,：Hero, we have already reached Yishui ，我們已經(jīng)來(lái)到易水河了荊珂：Just stop here, , my friends就到這吧，再見，我的朋友們太子丹：I will miss you, ，寶貝荊珂：Darling, I love ，我愛你妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!我愛你，對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)，你比整個(gè)世界都重要荊珂(流淚)：I love you spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you我愛你，哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛著你妻子： a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for ，做一個(gè)男子漢，我會(huì)在這里等著你的泰坦尼克號(hào)音樂(lè)荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that ，你要幫我個(gè)忙，答應(yīng)我活下去，無(wú)論發(fā)生什么事，無(wú)論多么沒(méi)希望，你都不要放棄，現(xiàn)在就答應(yīng)我，并且永遠(yuǎn)不要背棄它妻子:“I promise.” 我答應(yīng)荊軻:“Never let “妻子:”I will never let go, 39。啊三不肯放手）Do you really like? Really?你要嗎？如果你要就說(shuō)出來(lái)！你為什么保持沉默？為什么這樣看我？雖然你的眼睛里很平靜，但我很開心，你最后還是得說(shuō)出來(lái)，拿著它。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ，家伙，你看起來(lái)很聰明為什么你不知道什么是TCM?他們中的任何一個(gè)人都可以告訴你答案阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?不好意思，什么是TCM觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese 太子丹：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming is a brand new product of Unilever 。s a ：Hero，we need your ，我們需要幫助荊柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of 荊柯：I am very busy now!我現(xiàn)在很忙阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?IC,ID,IQ卡？荊柯：I am very very busy now!我現(xiàn)在非常非常忙阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女，激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is ，它是世界上最漂亮的女孩，如果你說(shuō)好，她就是你的了。荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 我的天??！你能對(duì)“你好嗎？”這句話給我個(gè)新穎點(diǎn)的回答嗎？荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，謝謝你。t we? Do we?贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）荊軻: Are you Li mochou?你是李莫愁嗎？李莫愁: : ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ ，我是荊軻，你知道的，我會(huì)讓你知道我是殺手界的王李莫愁A(yù)re you challenging me?你是在向我挑戰(zhàn)嗎？荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂(lè)起（人在江湖飄）兩人沖上前來(lái)李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?發(fā)生什么事了？為什么你沒(méi)有受傷荊軻: We don39。明天他們會(huì)為世界第一殺手的稱號(hào)進(jìn)行決斗。我們可以找一個(gè)英雄去殺嬴政。我好害怕，我該怎么辦？(向幕里大喊)我的大臣呢？阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I ，我在這里太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我已經(jīng)一次又一次的告訴過(guò)你你應(yīng)該叫我“我最漂亮的，最優(yōu)雅的，最帥的，最迷人的，最可愛的，最聰明的并且最親愛的太子丹！”阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）好的，寶貝。你想知道那個(gè)時(shí)候發(fā)生了什么事嗎？OK，下面的視頻會(huì)告訴你真相。荊軻先生是最有名的劍客并被送去刺殺秦皇“嬴政”。（祝依偎在馬的懷里，幸福）(這個(gè)音樂(lè)要換成合適的英文歌曲)全劇終第五篇：英語(yǔ)劇本劇本蠻搞笑的，單詞也都是常見的，臺(tái)詞最多的是太子丹，啊三和荊軻，因?yàn)榍G軻要求比較壯的，所以我選的角色是太子丹或者是啊三。馬：（唱）親愛的，來(lái)跳個(gè)舞，愛的春天不會(huì)有天黑。英臺(tái)：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?梁: I am ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with only know I was born to love : I know I know andI love you love you just like The mouse like : Really?祝: ye梁：really？祝：ye（害羞）這時(shí)音樂(lè)響起，他們一邊唱歌一邊跳舞梁：（唱）親愛的，你張張嘴，風(fēng)中花香會(huì)讓你沉醉。馬：（拿劍指著馬，大笑，）梁乘機(jī)拿出手槍，開槍，打向手臂，劍掉~?。ㄒ魳?lè)，槍聲）馬：You.... too ：fuck，what time is it，youstill use武術(shù)，You are out（拿著槍，在嘴前吹了幾下）You, get out of ：my life is more important and I have to go （英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven39。t be impatient!believe will pass, and all these things will bee a kind of memory.（放背景音樂(lè)《好久不見》）梁聽到那些話悲傷的說(shuō)不出話來(lái)，英臺(tái)痛哭，馬把英臺(tái)拉下舞臺(tái)。I love his money and I love his : What are you talking about?祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺騙)you, don39。t you tell me earlier(朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。s weddingcould not be so hasty（倉(cāng)促的）.英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的)for ……..被英父打斷英父： I told you many times, we could notdecideying tai’s ：darling….（轉(zhuǎn)身面向觀眾）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying ：no matter what yousay …..旁白：馬文才，is ing ~（大聲）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）（馬文才上，拿折扇）馬：哇~，who is the man（看著鏡子），heisso handsome,ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am馬文才（跟著一小弟，在場(chǎng)中央向觀眾介紹自己）（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）父：You are the Ma Wencai？（語(yǔ)氣，不屑，不喜歡）馬：yes，A good man is me, I am.....Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）英母：oh，That was you，e in，sit down please!馬：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you want to make it，here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573.（場(chǎng)中央）英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not ：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so hope you will like them!母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so ： NO way!大怒指著馬馬：that’s why?英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….馬：OK英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces馬：I don’t ：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？馬：I don’t ：Do you know 黃巖island and 釣魚island belong to China馬：I don’t ：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 馬：ye, This I know.。s spirit,” a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generat