【正文】 t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3210!X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa??X可憐狀: help!help!Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!X:Thanks,bye :This is genuirne snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!Y:Who are you?H:Huamanlou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha??H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want join in us? Y:Yes,It’s very :Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：無(wú)間道H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is :sit down plese, ，《婚禮進(jìn)行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?Y: Yes,: Huamanlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂(lè)停）X唱著上:Only you??(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?Y急切: king!dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking forme!huoxi(維語(yǔ)再見(jiàn))K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever??X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!X:Forgive me? Why?Y: Once there was a chance before me,I lost the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s ??I??I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: milk?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛(ài)你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that“you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側(cè)耳裝著聽(tīng)不到)Youkillme?e, e?(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha??Y:Let me have a try!321。39。t forceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過(guò)牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure Iwon’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don39。第一幕：決戰(zhàn)紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet village is overed with white dancing in the man is walking along the street ,step by is ing in mysterious man ．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:Haha, Never mind :Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what ’m the most are you?X:I am :Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X:Great, you know me!Y抱腿：Please, please?? Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don39。我們相信所有在地震中被困的人都會(huì)很快救出）WENMillions was lost, countless more left homeless, cities fall, but they are rebuilt, and heros die, but they are is our home, So now, Let us begin!（語(yǔ)重心長(zhǎng)：百萬(wàn)人失去了生命，無(wú)數(shù)的人無(wú)家可歸，城市毀了，但是可以重建，英雄犧牲了，但是他們活在多有人心里。噢！他來(lái)了?。?Prime Minister Wen e here 總理出場(chǎng) PLA(salute)敬禮 WENComrades!（同志們好?。㏄LAYes sir!（首長(zhǎng)好?。￤ENThanks for your effort!（同志們辛苦！）PLAserve the people!（為人民服務(wù)?。￤ENhow about the situation? Are they ok?（情況如何！他們還好嗎）PLAYes!（還好?。￤ENHurry up!（努力！）PLAYes sir!(Go on to dig)（是！繼續(xù)挖）Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down and his arm was break.（總理想要爬上廢墟，可是他沒(méi)站好把胳膊扭/劃/撞到了此乃真事兒）WENOuch!（哎呦！順勢(shì)擦紅顏色，或者不要也行）PLABleed!（啊！流血了?。￤ENLeave me alone!Save them!（別管我！救人要緊?。┛偫砩狭说首樱傺b是站在廢墟上）Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker 記者給了總理一個(gè)大喇叭 REPORTERCome on!, give us some words!（來(lái)吧總理，請(qǐng)向里面兒說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么！）WENDon’t worry!The government will save you!（拿著喇叭對(duì)著里面喊話別急！政府會(huì)救你們的?。〥OCTOR AND SICK said to each otherOh!It’s Prime Minister!（醫(yī)生對(duì)病人說(shuō)：??！是總理的聲音?。〥OCTOR AND !（兩人一起向外喊：溫總理?。￤ENAre you ok?（你們還好嗎！）DOCTOR AND SICKWe are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受傷了?。￤ENTake it easy!Hold on!We have send a professional army!（別擔(dān)心！堅(jiān)持??！我們排了最好的軍隊(duì)?。〥OCTOR AND SICKFelt relieved to hear that!We’ll be very careful!We are thirsty!Water!（這我們就放心了！我們會(huì)小心的！我們好渴！要水?。￤ENQuickly!Water!（對(duì)解放軍：快！水！遞進(jìn)講臺(tái)后面） PLANow this is a big hole, Try to climb out（現(xiàn)在挖了個(gè)大洞！試著爬出來(lái)?。㏒ICKLet me see?(She climb out from the hole)（我試試病人比較瘦，爬了出來(lái)）DOCTORIt’s my turn now.(But she is stuck)Oh shit!I am stuck!....Help!（輪到我了大夫胖，卡住了救我?。㏄LAWhat a fat woman!(Try to pull out the doctor but failed)（真肥?。┩饫怀鰜?lái)，失??！PLACome on everyone!（大家來(lái)幫忙??！音樂(lè)響起：團(tuán)結(jié)就是力量）At last, A Complete Success!終于成功了REPORTERWith the help of the People39。面對(duì)解放軍你好，請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)8級(jí)地震嚴(yán)重嗎？） certainly if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（當(dāng)然。s Liberation Army(PLA)digging with shovel PLAIs anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊幾遍有人活著嗎）Sick and doctorHelp!（救命）PLA(With music)Hold on!I will save your life!（音樂(lè)繼續(xù)：堅(jiān)持??！我來(lái)救你們！音樂(lè)停）換成新聞聯(lián)播音樂(lè)，片頭：記者著急忙慌沖出來(lái)，拿著話筒說(shuō)REPORTER(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting!Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter of people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down buildings of my God!Thousands!Well, our correspondent PLA is here.(To PLA)Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn39。最后在所有人的努力下，兩人被救）道具：筆記本（用來(lái)播放背景音樂(lè)）用紙糊的聽(tīng)診器 手表硬紙殼做的鏟子記者的話筒上面也可以畫(huà)鳳凰衛(wèi)視或者CCTV 紅顏料（血，這個(gè)也可以不用）用紙卷的大喇叭 礦泉水The dialog of our story: 1 DOCTORCome in, ’m .（請(qǐng)進(jìn)，我是徐大夫）SICKI’m ZhangHui.（我是張慧）DOCTORHave a seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）SICKI’ve got an ache（我這兒疼用手捂著肚子）DOCTORHere?（這？按一按病人的痛的地方）SICKNo, here.（不是，這兒）DOCTORHere?（再按按是這兒?jiǎn)幔㏒ICKOuch!（嚄！疼?。〥OCTORGreat!Appendicitis!I must operate on you now!（不錯(cuò)！闌尾炎！我這就給你手術(shù)）SICKWhat?!But?（什么？但是。ve already forgiven , we’re best : Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner?.M: Really? Where will we go? A: HungLin, of : Oh, no!二*主要講述512地震時(shí)，醫(yī)生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放軍救援+CCTV報(bào)道+總理前來(lái)帶點(diǎn)搞笑+煽情+聯(lián)系實(shí)際（關(guān)鍵看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）*5人(n人，因?yàn)榭梢约尤诉M(jìn)去，比如解放軍可以有n個(gè)人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改動(dòng))The Frightened Earthquake（地震來(lái)了）Player: TNT Team Main