【正文】 ，他準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)京趕考。旁白：Ning Cai Cheng staies in orchid he prepares to …….(music——電影片段)寧采臣最終決定留在蘭若寺，他準(zhǔn)備睡覺(jué)，突然…… 敲門聲。Part two旁白：Now,Qian came back home,her sister Snow wait for her…………小倩回到家中，她的妹妹正在等著她。小倩：you look so sad, what’s wrong? 妹妹，你怎么了？小雪：Nothing, I will miss you in two days I am going to marry the MOUTAIN DEVIL you’ll always be my ，我舍不得你而已。姥姥：you betrayed my opinion go to ，去死吧。MD:Hahaha，you are joking underword is ，你在開(kāi)玩笑。旁白：MD died,Qian and Cheng happy ，黑山老妖死了，有情人終成眷屬。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音)Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。by Betty LiaoCast George Mancy Ken Tida AnnieCharacter descriptions:(G)George － He majors in Environment roommates are Ken and have a bad thinks happiness is more girlfriend is Mancy.(K)Ken － He fools around all the doesn’t know what kind of life he hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.(T)Tida － He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and likes to municate with others by is his life.(M)Mancy－She is George’s doesn’t have her own wants to be with George all the of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good likes is very weird so she hates Mancy’s wishes Mancy and George to break she doesn’t like her evil : There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives?..SceneⅠ(In Girls’ Dorm)M: I like to eat noodles at HungLin because everything’s so cheap : I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at HungLin.(They walk hand in hand.)M: We’re friendship will last forever.(They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad don’t like each Ⅱ(Boys’ Dorm)Mancy and George go to the room with : What’s the most important thing for you? G: think happiness is the most important thing in the : Wow?.I like your you laugh, the whole world laughs with when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s : Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the puter !I : It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.(George and Mancy just keep talking.)M: George, you’re so :(hits the desk)No more talking.(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door calls Mancy.)M: Hello, this is : Mancy, it’s are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an happened? M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our I’m with ?George?..A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your : I time we’ll go out to have fun Ⅲ(In class)K: Sorry, I’m late.(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or told you that I was just going to the toilet for a : ’s not my went out first, you can ask : I didn’t hear what you just concentrated on my puter : Come on!Are you kidding? I’m not happy about don’t do that : Oh?: Hey, was the movie yesterday? M: Hmm?I’d like to see the movie, but I had a : Who was with you? George? M: Yes?.A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot said we were friends ?.now George is all your : No matter what you said, we are friends : I don’t think : Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all think they e to our room too often to bother me doing : I agree with can’t play my puter games well.(The bell is is out of class.)Scene Ⅳ(On the road)M: Where are we going? G: We’re going to a nice have a big surprise for ’ll be very interested in : Wow, I’m so you’re riding too : That’s , no!(George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)SceneⅤ(In the hospital)M: Are you OK? G: Oh?I’m ’t about you? M: Just a little : I’m so : No, don’t say : But the surprise ?.M: That’s can go to that special place next doctor said we can you walk by yourself? G: Maybe I need a walking Ⅵ(In the boys’ dorm)K: What happened to you? G: I had a motorcycle : Are you OK? G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..K: How did it happen? G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I : did you ride so fast? G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles ’s so exciting!K: But it’s might get : Yeah, Ken’s is the only way to go : Well, I’ll be more careful in the for your : You’re are you going to class later? K: We can help him go to T: That’s a good : I really appreciate your the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good : Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like : I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than Ⅶ(In the girls’ dorm)A: Oh, my?Are you OK? M: I feel just a little : Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you? M: I39。）DOCTOROperation ?.about 10,000 yuan（大概一萬(wàn)塊）SICKWhat?（什么？！）DOCTORI am a Doctor or you are!（我是大夫還是你是大夫）SICKBut I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已經(jīng)割掉了?。〥OCTOROh!That’s terrible!Come on!Check your heart!Is it beat?（哦！癌變了！來(lái)來(lái)，檢查心跳，看看還跳不跳拿起聽(tīng)診器，不小心聽(tīng)到了右邊）SICKIf it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）DOCTOROh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！沒(méi)心跳了?。㏒ICKIt’s left?（在左邊）DOCTORMetastasis!Let me have your pulse!60 times each minute!Good!（轉(zhuǎn)移了！看看脈搏不小心按到了病人的手表上一分鐘60下，不錯(cuò)！）SICKIt is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出來(lái)表給觀眾看到）突然，地震了！這里插一段背景音樂(lè)，石頭噼里啪啦掉地的聲音）The People39。地震級(jí)別就是09級(jí)）REPORTERAnyone Survive?（現(xiàn)在還有人生還嗎？）PLAYes!You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我們正在挖人呢，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)有兩個(gè)人還活著?。㏑EPORTERWith the shovel? You will hurt them!（用鏟子？你會(huì)傷到他們?。㏄LAOh!I see!(Then use hands)（有道理！說(shuō)罷開(kāi)始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿勢(shì)）REPORTERThe death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for disaster Minister WenJiabao will e here , he is ing!（到周一死亡人數(shù)已經(jīng)上升到3萬(wàn)人，總理溫家寶現(xiàn)在馬上就要親赴災(zāi)區(qū)。這是我們的家，所以現(xiàn)在，讓我們開(kāi)始：）ALLCome on!China!（加油：中國(guó)?。〨ame over, thank you！三搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪葉孤城花滿樓king旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若