【正文】 m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。s sing!Animals: Happy birthday to you!(蛋糕上，擺pose)(全劇終)第五篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look, boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。s not are all the friends.(小兔想了一下）Rabbit: OK!(大家進門，把禮物送給小兔)Animals: Happy birthday to you!Rabbit: Thank you!2 兔媽媽端上水果Rabbit: Apples, apples, red apples!(邊說邊分)Animals：Apples, apples, red apples!Rabbit: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Animals: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Rabbit: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals：Apple red, apple sweet~~~(音樂起，圍著大蘿卜又唱又跳)Rabbit: Hello,friends!Come on!Let39。s : OK!(扛著蘿卜，唱著歌，繞場一周)第三幕：在小兔家，小兔一家正在準(zhǔn)備東西 1（獅子來敲門，小兔聽見獅子，不敢開門）Lion: Open the door!Open the door!Rabbit: Oh!Lion!I don39。s carry the big turnip to the : Let39。t pull you out!獅子上場，音樂起(看見小動物們)Lion : RoarRoar!What are you doing? Monkey1: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit(聲音要膽怯)Lion：I want to go with : No,no away!Lion: I know I39。re : Birds!Birds!Help!Help!Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for we can39。m can sing in the : I39。t pull you out!小鳥上場 [Little birds]mp3 跳舞 放音樂 Bird1: I39。t pull it help us!Pigamp。t pull you out!小豬上場Pig : OinkOink!I want to go to rabbit39。s can take this turnip as a birthday present for : All 39。s : OK!邊跳邊唱兒歌：Might as well !Go ahead, as well !Go ahead, 、遇見蘿卜Turnip： Hello, monkeys!Look I39。m can : I39。m getting bigger and 39。m waiting for them in my house.(到房子里等待，從窗口探出頭等待)第二幕：小兔朋友上場 音樂起，蘿卜上Turnip: I39。m blue : I39。m yellow : I39。m a beautiful : We are the forest.(樹后退至背景處)，花上場Flower1: I39。m : I39。m 39。s birthday旁白：There are a lot of lovely animals in the 39。m : Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）T: Let39。ve called the :(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you