【正文】 獻(xiàn)給所有曾經(jīng)逝去 正在擁有 即將發(fā)生卻從未離開過(guò)我們的——愛(ài)情?？杉幢氵@樣，錢也從來(lái)都不屬于我，我用他的錢買了一大堆堆砌我外在美麗的附屬品，可是我卻在也不是原來(lái)的我，在我選擇和你分手的時(shí)候我就丟掉了我自己，丟掉了自尊，丟掉了快樂(lè)。我現(xiàn)在去逛街，再也不用擔(dān)心買不起衣服，可是之前看中的幾十塊的裙子卻再也找不到了；去世界之窗，我卻想起了之前我們?cè)谛『永镒紧~的日子；買化妝品，可是我卻認(rèn)不出我自己了。郭建國(guó)：（盯著李阿芳）李阿芳：我沒(méi)有！郭建國(guó)：你說(shuō)你的節(jié)操去哪了？李阿芳：節(jié)操在這呢！郭建國(guó)：你看看你現(xiàn)在的樣子，lv的包，迪奧的鞋，手里還一土豪金，跟人講話那得瑟?jiǎng)?，這還是那同桌的你嗎？曾經(jīng)的你可愛(ài)，善良，撒起嬌來(lái)像小貓一樣，現(xiàn)在小貓咋長(zhǎng)成山大王了呢，你基因變異了嗎！還一口一句的泡菜腔，你是吃多了紫菜包飯嗎？棒子國(guó)那些錐子臉們就沒(méi)有扎醒你嗎？對(duì)，我沒(méi)有錢，我只是沒(méi)有錢??！李阿芳：難道我離開你選擇他只是為了錢嗎？對(duì)，我就為了錢。李阿芳：??？什么？7天見(jiàn)？周帥富：對(duì)，不見(jiàn)不散。李阿芳：誰(shuí)還沒(méi)看過(guò)十幾遍的還珠格格啊，你果然還是太天真了。李阿芳：你怎么又來(lái)了？郭建國(guó)：阿芳，為什么？為什么？為什么？你真的不愛(ài)我了嗎？你忘記當(dāng)年在幽幽谷我們?cè)S下的諾言嗎？山無(wú)棱，天地合.....李阿芳：乃敢與君絕。（他在寢室下面攔住了剛和劉思思逛完街回來(lái)的阿芳）郭建國(guó)：阿芳我下去吃飯了。劉思思：他在哪個(gè)學(xué)校讀書??？李阿芳：哪能，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)在工作了呢。劉思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。李阿芳：我也選你。李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不說(shuō)了，話費(fèi)老貴了。我覺(jué)得那會(huì)高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。這天郭建國(guó)打來(lái)了電話。郭建國(guó)：芳，我也選你。郭建國(guó)：芳，你放心，我不會(huì)辜負(fù)你的期望的，等你回來(lái)了我就一定是這旮旯最大磚廠的老板了，到時(shí)我會(huì)調(diào)八輛拖拉機(jī)去娶你的。經(jīng)歷了六月高考后，阿芳迎來(lái)了她的錄取通知書，而建國(guó)也...落榜了，于是他們不得不面臨分隔兩地，這一天郭建國(guó)送李阿芳去她夢(mèng)想中的高等學(xué)府“湖南財(cái)政經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)院”。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。音樂(lè)西游記敢問(wèn)路在何方 路在腳下、第四篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look, boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。I think qq is a good choice!唐：“ok 八戒，lets go、where are your brothers ？八戒：boss they are waiting for us，we should continue our journey now。唐自言自語(yǔ)；“哎，my queen left me，how can she cheat me and break my young heart？八戒趕過(guò)來(lái)看見(jiàn)唐很悲傷 說(shuō)“boss，what happened？ 唐：“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok！?八戒：oh boss don?t be sad。a few days ago I just came out secretly！女: 哼，not all the monsters are evil，god should not have treated you like that。低聲哭泣著。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。唐僧看著八戒：“八戒 you also have to leave here，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go！” 八戒不情愿地離開 白2:hahaha….，白2白原形一起雙人舞變換成白原形 音樂(lè)很 恐怖白原：idiot！.look who I am（變回原樣，唐僧大喊救命）i will eat you….唐：??！悟空 悟空 八戒e back e back 白原：哈哈哈 shut up！no one can save you now！hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出電話：“hi honey，I am in danger now，e and save me?！be quick！?白原看到將電話拿過(guò)扔掉 白原：‘哼，?正要?dú)⑻?做出姿勢(shì) 女:“stop！白原轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)頭來(lái) 唐”oh darling you just e at the right time，thank god！“女：er，I didn?t tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite map，so I can find you easily！cool huh？ 女: will finish you（舉起魔杖，指著白原）白原:看著很吃驚you are the king of the girl country？ it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when we were together女：I am confuse