【正文】 你要是不出來 我就一把火把你這房子燒了！關(guān)羽——葵花點(diǎn)穴手（幻燈片配合 張飛定住 眼睛睜得大大的）哎 二。d??st?]主公), I will never forget your must be loyal and devoted to the Guanyu Zhangfei: Let39。s Liubei at ha ha ………Wife: Wof!Darling!He may e here to ask me to repay his can’t let him : My darling, please don’t can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: have hunted you for a long time!（此時(shí)劉備用槍指著諸葛亮頭 幻燈片放無間道）Zhu: Oh!You are can I do for you ? Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.（放乞丐的幻燈片）ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest : How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the : Please look(扇子指向幻燈片 幻燈片放西農(nóng)地圖), although having ambition , you are just a can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack last I believe that we can reign the whole :（若有所思）I’m so surprised!I don’t know you are so Geliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money? Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’ my wife forces me to pass the CET6 you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help :（面露難色）En…..Zhangfei:（拉劉備到身邊耳語到）(Pull)Brother, e is fake now such as the can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?（幻燈片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）Guanyu: Yes!We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.（假答案圖片）SCENE 5: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new the couples : ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a great should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss ：I will have a long take care of yourself.(（轉(zhuǎn)身悄悄說）)Don’t worried, never miss you?。ǔ鲩T拜倒在久侯的劉備 關(guān)羽 張飛腳下）ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty([39。t marry I didn’t marry here, I39。m really wrong, I39。s go!Go~~ go~!Hurry up!Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!（收拾家伙 挽袖子）Aside:And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:ZhuGeliangZhu’s WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning!I am the genius I feel so sad my wife forced me to pass the ’s CET6? Do you know? I’ve never heart about she asked me to read so heavy books and do so many texts.（拿起手里的試卷給大家亮亮）It’s major is military advice, not should I read this? Wife:Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is ing，she is so longwinded（啰嗦的）that I can never bear her.（裝作認(rèn)真狀）Wife：My dear, how about your study? ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze[d??z](打瞌睡).I’m ：Darling!Now, petition is so you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a have stayed here for half of a never visit a bigger place like Shanghai.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.（扔書）Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to ，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk? ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.（不會(huì) 抓耳撓腮）Wife：You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am!(crying)I39。s time for us to be debt collectors : Yeah, Brother!Or we39。s very hard to get work diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother!ZhuGeliang39。t it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the we e to Caocao39。s impossible that I don39。s homeActors: LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother!We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It39。n?t?] ；守衛(wèi)）in Caocao39。結(jié)束 謝謝觀賞（結(jié)束時(shí)放貓和老鼠的結(jié)尾）第五篇：最終用稿(7人搞笑英語版話劇劇本三顧茅廬)Three visits to the cottage三顧茅廬Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfeihad to be janitors（美[39。書童——好消息好消息 主人六級(jí)考了600分老婆——什么！600分！這下終于可以畢業(yè)了 太好了 不負(fù)我十年寒窗苦，不負(fù)我夜夜伴君讀 我的美好生活就要來了 房子！車子！鈔票！?。ǚ孔印④囎拥膱D片）場景七 諸葛亮家老婆——老公 好男兒以事業(yè)為重 你去吧 不要想我。（幻燈片武狀元蘇乞兒作弊呢段）關(guān)羽——要不我們讓曹操預(yù)付我們兩個(gè)月的工資，先把答案給他買了說。劉備——（面有難色）這。這也不是不行。你要是不出來 我就一把火把你這房子燒了！關(guān)羽——葵花點(diǎn)穴手（幻燈片配合 張飛定住 眼睛睜得大大的）哎 二弟呀 大哥說了你幾次了 我們是有文化的人 做人要斯文 要低調(diào)懂不 別一上來就舞刀弄槍的 我們是來要債的 又不是來要命的 你把人家砍死了 誰來給我們還債呀劉備——二弟呀 現(xiàn)在次貸危機(jī)呢么嚴(yán)重 怎么這點(diǎn)道理你還不懂呢？ 明白了 你就眨眨眼睛張飛——（眨眼）關(guān)羽 葵花解穴手張飛——哎 二哥（聳聳肩）你這點(diǎn)穴是那里學(xué)的關(guān)羽 呵呵 是看了一部很流行的電視劇 武林外傳學(xué)的張飛——二哥 你怎么不早說 要早知道你會(huì)這么一身手藝 我們?nèi)值懿蝗缛ラ_個(gè)武官 早就發(fā)財(cái)啦關(guān)羽——是呵 這主意不錯(cuò)書童 主人在看書 不可無禮 劉備——哎呀你們倆就別打岔了 安靜點(diǎn)旁白——諸葛亮正在興奮的時(shí)候 老婆黃氏突然回來場景五諸葛亮家諸葛亮 老婆 劉備上 諸葛亮——?jiǎng)?我終于把他給等來了 哈哈哈老婆——哦?。∠喙?這準(zhǔn)時(shí)我們向我們討債的 可不能讓進(jìn)來諸葛亮——老婆大人放心 憑我三寸不爛之舌 定能讓劉備空手而歸 哈哈哈劉備—— 臥龍先生 我可找到你了諸葛亮 閣下可是劉備 不知找我所為何事（裝）（此時(shí)劉備用槍指著諸葛亮頭 幻燈片放無間道）劉備——哥們兒 你欠我的500塊錢什么時(shí)候還呀 我們兄弟都餓了好幾天了（找個(gè)乞丐的幻燈片放放）諸葛亮——我欠你錢 誰證明 給我一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì) 我想做個(gè)好人（無間道臺(tái)詞）劉備——怎么給你機(jī)會(huì)諸葛亮 主公請看(扇子指向幻燈片 幻燈片放西農(nóng)地圖 誰有激光燈啥的)劉皇叔胸懷大志 但是現(xiàn)在卻在這里看大門 我們就以這里為根據(jù)的 先發(fā)展自己的勢力 然后進(jìn)攻曹操便可一統(tǒng)天下劉備——（若有所思）看不出諸葛先生如此有見地 諸葛亮——如果我把這張地圖送給主公 不知可否抵債劉備——先生身居山林 卻對天下大事了如指掌 不知先生可否隨劉備一同下山 共圖霸業(yè)諸葛亮（眼珠子轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)）可是我已經(jīng)習(xí)慣了現(xiàn)在的生活 看來不能幫你。Do not shoulder my night holding candle acpanying your Master graduates, happy life will , house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new the couples : ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a longrange should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss ：I will have a long take care of yourself.(Turn around)Don’t worried, never miss you！(Run)ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your should be loyal and devoted to the Guanyu Zhangfei: Let39。t be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei(Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press??！!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu? Guanyu: Hehe!I get it from a TV program called “My Own SWordsman”, which is so popularwith lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a pany of Chinese KongFu if wehad know that before!Guanyu: Oh！That is a