【正文】 第一幕：決戰(zhàn)鄉(xiāng)村陌路旁白：A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street, step by is ing in mysterious man ：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire!I’m 打醬油的！Y與X相遇．X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!Y: Haha, Never mind : Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name!No matter what ’m the most famous——YeGucheng（登登登登！?。?Who are you?X: I’m (驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?X: Yes, what is wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X: Great, you know me!Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don’t want to be me go!X: No way!You know?Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don’t force me!X: Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good!I like drinking : Please drink it!X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, hahaY: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3210X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可憐狀): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?Y: What?X: Toliet?Y: What?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, (掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!Y: You are right!H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very : Ok, follow me。 Queen: Yes!It’s our : Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so can’t breathe and I want to amp。國王和王后陛下非常擔(dān)心自己的女兒。她發(fā)現(xiàn)，人人都有雙香腳。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去妻子：It’s a good day to e ?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào)，阿三接手機(jī))： Thank you very soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.第二篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人屬于4人用）白雪公主與七個(gè)小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a had a pretty daughter named Snow after the child was born, the queen queen married another stepmother was very dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so ：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new ’m very anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill have a magic I want to know something, It will tell me , mirror, mirror, e here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡： Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I there is a young is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as is much more beautiful than ：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me Global warmingA． Class begins, good afternoon ． ：Good afternoon, , I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? think it’s the problem of environment ’s related to our correct it isn’t correct it the problem of population increasing? got ’s global !Global warming is one of the serious problems …… have a was very cold indeed this think it’s global cooling! got the wrong warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of it will be sometimes very causes “ global warming”? people drive too many cars and the exhaust gase