【正文】 r anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂(lè)停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂(lè)起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home :go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our : promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!第五篇：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本(修改版)搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪葉孤城花滿樓打更的太監(jiān)旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。 Queen: Oh no!My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)King: She’s still just fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)Queen: Thank you!Oh, thank God!My dear baby finally fell :(To the prince.)Oh!Thank you!We are very lucky to meet : I can’t believe it!My disgusting feet have magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at !You are going to marry my dear : Yes!This is a happy : Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky then, she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.第四篇：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》搞笑7人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺(jué)不對(duì)，扭過(guò)頭來(lái)?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去妻子：It’s a good day to e ?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào)，阿三接手機(jī))： Thank you very soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.第二篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人屬于4人用）白雪公主與七個(gè)小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a had a pretty daughter named Snow after the child was born, the queen queen married another stepmother was very dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so ：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new ’m very anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill have a magic I want to know something, It will tell me , mirror, mirror, e here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡： Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I there is a young is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as is much more beautiful than ：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me Global warmingA． Class begins, good afternoon ． ：Good afternoon, , I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? think it’s the problem of environment ’s related to our correct it isn’t correct it the problem of population increasing? got ’s global !Global warming is one of the serious problems …… have a was very cold indeed this think it’s global cooling! got the wrong warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of it will be sometimes very causes “ global warming”? people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the causes global are you know what will happen with the global warming? ices in So