【正文】 s discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the causes global are you know what will happen with the global warming? ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with will have no places to , we don’t want that will sould we do to stop “Global warming”? think we can protect the environment from can plant trees we are protecting the environment, we are saving , we can’t only speak but not do us go planting , teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s treeplanting day!!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the ．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! is hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the the class is over byebye students! .（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are coworker of a day they are talking in the : Bingo!I finally finish this is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a : Me always get so busy in this have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very do you think he will feel when he es back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a : Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are ’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my miss German food!Ca: so do much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food you have any remendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best : You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wingamp?！短┨鼓峥颂枴分黝}曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經(jīng)過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ Are you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意 莫愁 Come on!音樂起 兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對，扭過頭來。Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t : Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long : Aha, it is as easy as a pie for about ing to my house tonight? We can make dumplings will teach you how to cook : Great!That is it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after : need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water careful ,don’t add too much : Okay, I’m kneeing the dough is being and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your , what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red : are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food : So it is a plete big : An unforgettable banquet in my ’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!第三篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本英語搞笑話劇劇本A Story about Love and Stinky F