【正文】 r of people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down buildings of my God!Thousands!Well, our correspondent PLA is here.(To PLA)Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn39。t this a powerful and significant earthquake?（大家好，這里是CCTV！剛剛發(fā)生了8級地震，這座建筑倒塌已經(jīng)造成幾千人受傷和死亡，噢我的天哪！幾千人！好了，現(xiàn)在解放軍已經(jīng)在現(xiàn)場實(shí)施救援。面對解放軍你好，請說說8級地震嚴(yán)重嗎？） certainly if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（當(dāng)然。地震級別就是09級）REPORTERAnyone Survive?（現(xiàn)在還有人生還嗎？）PLAYes!You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我們正在挖人呢，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)有兩個(gè)人還活著?。㏑EPORTERWith the shovel? You will hurt them!（用鏟子？你會傷到他們?。㏄LAOh!I see!(Then use hands)（有道理！說罷開始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿勢）REPORTERThe death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for disaster Minister WenJiabao will e here , he is ing!（到周一死亡人數(shù)已經(jīng)上升到3萬人，總理溫家寶現(xiàn)在馬上就要親赴災(zāi)區(qū)。噢！他來了?。?Prime Minister Wen e here 總理出場 PLA(salute)敬禮 WENComrades!（同志們好！）PLAYes sir!（首長好?。￤ENThanks for your effort!（同志們辛苦！）PLAserve the people!（為人民服務(wù)?。￤ENhow about the situation? Are they ok?（情況如何！他們還好嗎）PLAYes!（還好?。￤ENHurry up!（努力?。㏄LAYes sir!(Go on to dig)（是！繼續(xù)挖）Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down and his arm was break.（總理想要爬上廢墟，可是他沒站好把胳膊扭/劃/撞到了此乃真事兒）WENOuch!（哎呦！順勢擦紅顏色，或者不要也行）PLABleed!（啊！流血了?。￤ENLeave me alone!Save them!（別管我！救人要緊！）總理上了凳子（假裝是站在廢墟上）Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker 記者給了總理一個(gè)大喇叭 REPORTERCome on!, give us some words!（來吧總理，請向里面兒說點(diǎn)什么?。￤ENDon’t worry!The government will save you!（拿著喇叭對著里面喊話別急！政府會救你們的?。〥OCTOR AND SICK said to each otherOh!It’s Prime Minister!（醫(yī)生對病人說：啊！是總理的聲音！）DOCTOR AND !（兩人一起向外喊：溫總理?。￤ENAre you ok?（你們還好嗎！）DOCTOR AND SICKWe are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受傷了?。￤ENTake it easy!Hold on!We have send a professional army!（別擔(dān)心！堅(jiān)持住！我們排了最好的軍隊(duì)?。〥OCTOR AND SICKFelt relieved to hear that!We’ll be very careful!We are thirsty!Water!（這我們就放心了！我們會小心的！我們好渴！要水！）WENQuickly!Water!（對解放軍：快！水！遞進(jìn)講臺后面） PLANow this is a big hole, Try to climb out（現(xiàn)在挖了個(gè)大洞！試著爬出來?。㏒ICKLet me see?(She climb out from the hole)（我試試病人比較瘦，爬了出來）DOCTORIt’s my turn now.(But she is stuck)Oh shit!I am stuck!....Help!（輪到我了大夫胖，卡住了救我?。㏄LAWhat a fat woman!(Try to pull out the doctor but failed)（真肥?。┩饫怀鰜恚。LACome on everyone!（大家來幫忙??！音樂響起：團(tuán)結(jié)就是力量）At last, A Complete Success!終于成功了REPORTERWith the help of the People39。s Liberation Army and our government,The doctor and sick were believe all the people who hurt in the earthquake will be saved soon.（在所有人的努力下成功。我們相信所有在地震中被困的人都會很快救出）WENMillions was lost, countless more left homeless, cities fall, but they are rebuilt, and heros die, but they are is our home, So now, Let us begin!（語重心長：百萬人失去了生命，無數(shù)的人無家可歸，城市毀了，但是可以重建，英雄犧牲了，但是他們活在多有人心里。這是我們的家，所以現(xiàn)在，讓我們開始：）ALLCome on!China!（加油：中國?。〨ame over, thank you！三搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪葉孤城花滿樓king旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第一幕：決戰(zhàn)紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet village is overed with white dancing in the man is walking along the street ,step by is ing in mysterious man ．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:Haha, Never mind :Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what ’m the most are you?X:I am :Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X:Great, you know me!Y抱腿：Please, please?? Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don39。t want to be are a eightyyearold mother and a threeyear old son to be looked after by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know?Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don39。t forceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure Iwon’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don39。39。39。39。t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3210!X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa??X可憐狀: help!help!Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!X:Thanks,bye :This is genuirne snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!Y:Who are you?H:Huamanlou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha??H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want join in us? Y:Yes,It’s very :Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：無間道H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is :sit down plese, ，《婚禮進(jìn)行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?Y: Yes,: Huamanlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂停）X唱著上:Only you??(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?Y急切: king!dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking forme!huoxi(維語再見)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever??X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!X:Forgive me? Why?Y: Once there was a chance before me,I lost the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s ??I??I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: milk?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that“you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側(cè)耳裝著聽不到)Youkillme?e, e?(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha??Y:Let me have a try!321