【正文】 s!太子丹：But who should I choose ? 阿三：Tomorrow let them PK for the of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三阿四（做敬禮立正狀）：Yes，sir！Action II: The War in Tianwang Mountain（天王山之戰(zhàn)）Actors: 荊軻、李莫愁、太子丹、阿三、荊軻妻子荊軻 ：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：：’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’：Are you challenging me? 荊軻 ：Of course!(聳聳肩表示同意)李莫愁：Come on!荊軻：Look，帥哥！(手指向觀眾的一方）（李莫愁扭頭，荊軻打到李莫愁，荊軻大笑）李莫愁（痛苦狀）：You are 使詐!荊軻: We don39。t need any reason to win a 39。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mum always said: “Life is like a box of never know whatyou’re gonna get. I got it, Mum is right.(荊軻再次大笑)太子丹(上,抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?（太子丹作暈倒?fàn)睿┣G柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!阿三：Hero, we need your ：I am busy now!（荊軻欲走）太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!（荊軻欲走）太子丹(從衣兜里掏出一張卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world forfree, please accept it please, ，但馬上又止，轉(zhuǎn)身又欲走。太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last and is Miss Wang!Music!《Nobody》音樂起，有一美艷女子走上（男扮女裝），走到荊柯面前，給荊柯拋了一個眉眼。荊柯兩眼發(fā)直。（荊軻與Lady Wang跳探戈，擁入懷中）（《Nobody》音樂停）荊柯： You are so cute, I believe that I have fallen in love with may be the love at the first sight!太子丹與阿三（擊掌）：Yeah!荊柯（站直，厲聲道）：Great man, both born and die for his am not theguy who just wants money and shall I do? Prince, just say it this lady...太子丹：No Ш: Say goodbye in Yishui River易水送別Actors: 阿三、荊軻、太子丹、荊軻妻子（《易水送別》 音樂起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿著地圖，一手拿著人頭上。阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui ：Just stop here, , my ：Hero, Let me see you off a little further 荊珂：What a boring you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin insteadof ： is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to gettrust of the king.（《易水送別》音樂停）荊珂接過頭，扔在一邊。太子丹，阿三下，荊珂轉(zhuǎn)身猛抱住妻子）《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起, 經(jīng)典姿勢上 荊珂：Darling, I love (努力擠出幾滴眼淚)：I love you, too!I love you just like the mouse likes the（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...Promiseme you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時(shí)，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.（《泰坦尼克號》主題曲停）妻子: “I promise.” 荊軻: “Never let go.”妻子: “I will never let go, 39。ll never let go.”（《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。） a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.“Right here waiting” 音樂響起 荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去...“Right here waiting” 音樂停 Action IV：Murdering 刺秦Actors: 大臣A、大臣B、侍衛(wèi)甲、秦王、荊軻、其他侍衛(wèi)、侍女一大臣跑在前，一大臣緊隨其后，跑了一圈，便上氣不接下氣。大臣A（掏出手機(jī)一看）：Hey, bad am bonus of this month has been：I am had been chatting on until 1 o’ clock last （看了一下大臣B）： skin is ：I use “Da Bao” ：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good quick, to have a ，兩個大臣各坐一邊。侍衛(wèi)A: “Can we begin?” 秦王: “begin!”侍衛(wèi)A: “Let the people of Yan Jingke e in!” 荊柯上。跪下，嚇得直發(fā)抖。秦王: “’s wrong with you?”荊柯: “ be there are lots of fleas on my body.” 秦王（不煩）：What’s the good things, quickly!” 荊柯獻(xiàn)圖，圖窮匕首見，荊柯舉刀刺秦王(Go Go Go oly音樂響起)秦王摔倒，轉(zhuǎn)身逃跑，其他人抱頭趴在地上。兩個人圍著大臣兜圈，過了一會兒??（Go go go音樂停）大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壺，秦王接住，咂了一下，頓時(shí)，力大無比，立刻將荊柯打倒在地。秦王: Super rubbish, how dare you kill me? 荊柯: I39。m sorry I39。m wrong But the prince of Yan told me forgive me!秦王: You will never live would you like to say?（《武林外傳》主題曲響起）荊柯：I’m wrong I39。m really from the should not be I am notmarrid I will never die.（音樂停）秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!（音樂起）集體上臺謝幕，音樂停落幕