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you be my master? 荊軻:ok,follow (抱拳):How are you? 荊柯:Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹:Oh my Ladygaga!Could you give me a smart answer to “How are you”? 荊柯:Sure!太子丹:How are you? 荊柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(畢恭畢敬)May I have your name card, please? 荊軻徒弟:maser,your ,上面寫(xiě)著: To be or not to be, that39。s a :Hero,we need your :I am busy now!太子丹:You can get a lot of :I am very busy now!阿三:IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯:I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女,激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is (流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三:What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the :Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲:TCMTraditional Chinese :I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Slimming is a brand new product in (激動(dòng)):Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my :You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?難道你真的想要嗎……2(《江南styler》音樂(lè)起,荊軻,阿三,太子丹等人跳起舞。荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for (擊掌)Yeah!Action Ш(《大話西游》主題曲響起)荊珂挽著妻子,徒弟,太子丹,:Hero, we have already reached Yishui :Just stop here, , my friends 太子丹:I will miss you, baby.(太子丹,阿三下。停頓?!短┨鼓峥颂?hào)》主題曲起,荊軻與妻子道別。荊珂(深情狀):Darling, I love :I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!(《肖申克的救贖》)荊珂(流淚):I love you spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛(ài)著你,選自《飄》)妻子: a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for (欲走還留,執(zhí)子之手又曰):Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克號(hào)沉船時(shí),Jack對(duì)Rose的傾訴).妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“妻子:”I will never let go, 39。ll never let go.(荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號(hào)》的臺(tái)詞。)妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚,荊珂上船,漸漸遠(yuǎn)去,徒弟相隨而去。妻子:It’s a good day to e …… Never……妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào),阿三接手機(jī)): Thank you very soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your :Okay okay!旁白:Then Jingke was sent to IV 秦王:Oh,shit,you look so rude,prim,and ugly,why?why? 荊軻徒弟:what?you said what?please say again,Iwill kill you。荊軻(拽了拽徒弟):淡定。秦王(怒斥狀):please go out,otherwise,I will kill you。徒弟:you make me awful,now,if you kill me,I won’t give you the map,you know? 荊軻:sorry,we e here just want to make peace,please trust me。秦王:ok,please show me the map。音樂(lè)起荊軻走上前去,(呈恭敬狀):Sir,It’s the :Jingke fight with King Qin,but,unluckly,Jing Ke was killed by King the story is over.