【正文】 ll!You must be the pretty princess!Miss, I?m afraid you must wait for a moment, I will inform the prince and then pick you up from here.(尊敬地鞠躬)Alice： Times? Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don?t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I?ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can?t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn?t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don?t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss?s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let?s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I?m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don?t……T:It?s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I?m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I?ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I?ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I?ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。t understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。s intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）(謝幕)幕拉開，燈光不開，同時(shí)我們的Storyteller 開始道來] Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now e along and enjoy my I?m going to tell you a storyA story about Diaochan, a marvelous beauty。a story about love。a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.[說到這里，幕已全開。然后后燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色 的人影] Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han a quiet late midnight, Wangyun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his 1 地點(diǎn)：王允家人物：王允，貂禪SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞臺(tái)上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國(guó)演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。Wangyun: 心理獨(dú)白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and : But there?s nothing I can do because of Dongzhou?s adopted son, is the greatest fighter ever since and will protect his father!Oh my lord, what am I going to do?(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現(xiàn)，雙手合十，默默祈禱）Diaochan:(Sigh)[My lord, please help my father out.[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去.] Diaochan: since I was three my father Wangyun had treated me just like his own daughter!It?s time for me to repayhis , and…Wangyun:(王允走了一圈，發(fā)現(xiàn)貂）What are you doing ,my dear?Diaochan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill : Oh, That?s great!But……Diaochan: But Daddy, that is the only way!Wangyun: But……Diaochan: [Diaochan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don39。t worry!Just trust ?s get the whole thing ：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]OK(燈光暗后復(fù)亮，表示場(chǎng)景的轉(zhuǎn)換)Act 2 地點(diǎn)：王允家人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵Storyteller: And according to Diaochan?s plan, Wangyun has invited both Lyubu and Dongzhou separately to his 燈光亮起。At Wangyun?s wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage。some Chinese wine pots andsmall wine cups are on , two wooden chairs are placed next to talking to the servant with anxious Wangyun: What time is it? Servant: It39。s : It 39。s time for his a look!Servant: Yes , Sir, General Lyu is at the : Hurry, my is already : Don?t worry about me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.] [她進(jìn)去了。同時(shí)，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯, 作為熱身準(zhǔn)備的交代。] Wangyun: [To the servant] Let him : Yes, sir.[The servant goes out and leads Lyubu in] Wangyun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh, My dear, turn down a bit.[音樂轉(zhuǎn)輕至停止] Lyubu: [Walk towards Wangyun and hug him] Long time no see, have you been these days? Wangyun: Fine, thank take a fact，the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diaochan, has been an admirer of you long time would really love to see her was wondering weather you would like to meet her? Lyubu: Definitely!I?m delighted to do : Diaochan, Diaochan…Diaochan: [Walks out from the painted her sleeves to cover her face, pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.[Diaochan 以一個(gè)漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyubu 害羞地低下頭。王允開始介紹] Wangyun: This is my daughter, this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!Diaochan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, Ge