【正文】 tors as well as to all the are extra kind to dogs and feed them well as it is believed that the second day is the birthday of all third and fourth days are for the sonsinlaws to pay respect to their fifth day is called Po that day people stay home to wele the God of one visits families and friends on the fifth day because it will bring both parties bad the sixth to the 10th day, the Chinese visit their relatives and friends also visit the temples to pray for good fortune and seventh day of the New Year is the day for farmers to display their farmers make a drink from seven types of vegetables to celebrate the seventh day is also considered the birthday of human are eaten to promote longevity and raw fish for the eighth day the Fujian people have another family reunion dinner, and at midnight they pray to Tian Gong, the God of ninth day is to make offerings to the Jade 10th through the 12th are days that friends and relatives should be invited for so much rich food, on the 13th day you should have simple rice congee and mustard greens(choi sum)to cleanse the 14th day should be for preparations to celebrate the Lantern Festival which is to be held on the 15th words:Treasures fill the homeBusiness flourishesPeace all year roundWishing you prosperityHarmony brings wealth May all your wishes e trueEverything goes wellThe country flourishes and people live in peaceMoney and treasures will be plentifulWishing you every successPromoting to a higher positionSafe trip wherever you go第四篇：英語幽默小故事A: We have got a new you like to e around and play with him? B: Well, I don39。t knowdoes he bite?A: That39。s what I want to find sixyearold John was terribly spoiled（被寵壞的）.His father knew it, but his grandma doted on hardly left her when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（亂發(fā)脾氣）.Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother39。s loving he came home from school his grandma met him at the school all right? she asked, Did you get along(相處)all right? did you cry? Cry? John , I didn39。t cry, but the teacher did!六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？ 哭？約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?” “A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.“I39。d know him any where,” said Ivan.“I have his ear in my pocket.”伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事？”“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說?！霸僖姷剿隳苷J出來嗎？”媽媽問。“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”e homego homeget home當 home 前面 有所有格形式 時是名詞可用 e to比如 e to one?s home另外這三個都表示“回家”。方向是一回事，我想最重要的是說話者的方位。如“When will you e home?”說明說者在家，或是他的家人；而“When will you go home? 一般情況下，說者不在家中。至于get home，強調(diào)的是已經(jīng)到家，get有確定到達的意思。第五篇：英語幽默小故事1篇英語幽默小故事1篇(翻譯)A Fine MatchOne day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen was very afraid of mice, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the she bought a shopkeeper said to her, “Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse.” The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the , the picture of the cheese was quite successful!When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!勢均力敵一天一位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她隨即沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點奶酪在里面，很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的?！边@位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因為已經(jīng)很晚了。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子。出人意料的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，當這位女士下樓到廚房時，她發(fā)現(xiàn)鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!