【正文】 un farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You :It`s we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it bee ,the answer is at noon J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very is because the sun is farther away from us at S： a matter of fact,each of your answer is think the range is the :Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一邊，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s :(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地)I am sorry,I made a mistake just `ll correct my is answer is at :What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一邊)I did not catch your mean you say it again? S:The sun isfarther away from usat you are :(打過路人)Did you change your mind? S:No…Oh are ,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face? J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident, let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over I believe Jack is were :(Jack從petter手中搶過錢)Then it`s mine.(kiss it)It`s nice to meet you ,:What?Don`t go.(jack下)What`s wrong with you? S:I `m sorry,Ijust…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出錢，jack一把搶過來，生氣地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋發(fā)現(xiàn)）Where is my own 100 me my money.(追jack)完第五篇：英語三人短劇搞笑A：第一個顧客 B：服務員 C：第二個顧客 顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙！A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。t worry Sir it39。s not that hot!一個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上?！澳惘偭藛?？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務員：茶或咖啡？先生。第一個顧客：我要茶第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創(chuàng)新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。，我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。s no extra charge!服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。A:Waiter there39。s a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it39。s the hot water that kills them.