【正文】 就是開封菜嘛悟空：師傅你是河南人??？(用河南方言說)唐僧：……八戒：（打斷唐僧）師傅，下回你這個緊箍咒還是改改吧，你念ＫＦＣ，必勝客我們也就忍了，把那個家樂福給去掉吧！你不知道前一陣薩科奇會見**了，現(xiàn)在全國正在抵制法國貨呢，你要是不改，小心你下回再念緊箍咒的時候被人海Ｋ，我們可不管呀！晶晶。都五百年了，你就一點都不想念我嘛？悟空：時過境遷，我已不是原來的我了，你那張舊船票已經(jīng)登不上我這艘破船了，你有何必？八戒：師兄。多情自古空余恨，此恨綿綿無絕期啊，其實我們是同病相連啊。白晶晶：為什么？八戒：自從我那嫦娥隨著神舟七號飛上空中，隨著翟志剛完成太空行走以后，就登月了。悟空：你個死豬。懂什么愛情。沙僧：大師兄。這就是你的不對了，人家晶晶對你一往情深，你怎能這般鐵石心腸，不解風情??！蒼天啊大地啊，偶的心啊瓦涼瓦涼的呀！晶晶：（改成：我拿著丘比特之箭追啊追，你穿個防彈小背心飛啊飛。我走了，你要活的精彩。）悟空：有空一定Q我哦。哦，對了，人多的時候不要去家樂福。（晶晶傷心離去）四人齊唱：把我的悲傷留給自己，你的美麗讓你帶走，唐僧：生命誠可貴，愛情價更高，悟空你已經(jīng)大徹大悟了，Baby e ’s GO!出發(fā)吧，求取真經(jīng)。第五篇：英語小品劇本英語小品劇本《追星》人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，車主 旁白 經(jīng)紀人旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+ when she is asleep, she can dream that ：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說（趴在講臺上睡）（進入夢鄉(xiāng)）旁白：In her dream……(上臺擺兩個凳子，A做一個)A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假裝看天)(然后突然不經(jīng)意的拿起一本書翻看)明星：(上臺)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子)(A看著看著書，就不經(jīng)意的往旁邊看，然后再看看書，突然感覺不對勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星，十分激動，不敢相信這是真的)A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動地說不出話)明星：（隨意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong? A: I’m your fan,super photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激動，后面講到廁所時，還有點不好意思)(當明星聽到廁所時，很驚訝)明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi39。?stik].(有點嫌棄)A: Can you give me your signature?(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)明星：Ok ,of course!A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature(突然，兩個人跑過來，B把A給推開了然后兩人問明星要簽名)B：Please ,please give me signature?。?！!C: No, give it to me, to me！!(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的站在旁邊，)A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然后走到睡覺的那個地方，恢復原來的樣子，還有點啜泣)A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad ’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the : Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上場，走在對面，也在欣賞某些東西)A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star!Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature!But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!(正當他準備過馬路時，車主做開車動作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)車主：Look out!A:Don’t e here, don’t e here!(閉著眼睛)(車主迅速下臺)（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）A：A ? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again!Yes ,sleep!But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)旁白：In her third dream(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)經(jīng)紀人：One by one,Don’t be wroughtup A: Yeah,I can get it at me ,there are only two people.（到B）B:I love you very ：Thank you(B下，C上)C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(兩人抱了一下)（到A）A: I can get your signature in the end!I’m so excited(明星面目有點難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(過來一會兒)A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long he ok? 經(jīng)紀人對A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’te here to give you signature, He is too went : Ah? Why always me ?(傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)（突然起身）A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ?(看了一下鐘，表情驚訝)It’s near 8 o’ can’t arrive at the school on time!Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!