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試,但又不認(rèn)識(shí)路,所以我就帶她過來了?!纠贤馍??!坷贤?(對護(hù)士)excuse wonder if you could tell me how to get to the intensive care unit?護(hù)士 (猶豫了一下)……h(huán)ello.老外 er, wonder if you could tell me how to get to intensive care unit?護(hù)士 (再猶豫了一下)……h(huán)ow are you?老外 fine,thank you.(強(qiáng)壓怒火)could tell me how to get to intensive care unit?鄭裳荏 (流利地)sir,intensive care unit is on the fifth can go straight to the side, and then you will see the thank you very much.鄭裳荏 my pleasure.【鄭裳荏目送老外離去,一回頭,正對上面試官炙熱的眼神。】面試官2 鄭裳荏小姐,請問你有興趣成為我們的志愿者嗎?鄭裳荏 (吃了一驚,推推眼鏡)你是說……我嗎?面試官2 (拉開架勢,起舞,唱)i want nobody nobody but you ……護(hù)士 (出來攆人)停停停!你們沒看見牌子上的字嗎?!護(hù)士 (迷茫狀)shut……shut……【不知何處來的禮花飄灑,眾人謝幕?!俊緞〗K】