【文章內容簡介】 （怒氣轉身）No matter what you Say, it is child39。s wedding could not be so hasty（倉促的）.英母：But dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的)for …… 被英父打斷英父： I told you many times, we could not decide yingtai”s ：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich,but when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to ：Oh, honey,you are so konwledegable, 哼哼，give me a kiss，give me a ：噓……..look,too many people…作害羞狀 英父：easy…拿雨傘擋住 然后Kissing 第三場景： 馬文才志疏學淺舍重金 英父母笑納彩禮嫁愛女（馬文才上，拿折扇）馬：I love yingtai so hope I can make ：aunt……注意回音效果 英母：文才……注意回音效果 馬：哎……英母：oh，That was you，e in，sit down please!馬：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you are my gifts，100 bottles of 廣告英母：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口氣能上三樓了，一瓶頂過去五瓶 馬:他好，我也好（整個廣告過程面向觀眾，突出效果）馬：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so hope you will like them!母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so ： NO way!大怒指著馬 馬：that’s why?英父：I will ask some questions，listen 馬：OK 英父Do you know who is張國榮, who is張曼玉 , 馬：I don’t ：do you know who is 科比布萊恩特, who is姚明, 馬：I don’t ：Do you know 黃巖島 and 釣魚島 belong to China 馬：I don’t ：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ? 英母：I have no ：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and ：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應過味來）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you。把女兒拉過來，推給馬文才（注意背景音樂 陶喆 今天你要嫁給我）馬：Oh,娘子……第四場景： 祝英臺越洋提分手 梁山伯聞此怒結怨 電話鈴聲響梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every my you listening to me? 祝: Listen, Liang ’m calling to tell you that I loved I think you’d better find a better : What? Pardon? 祝: Because I’ll get parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like rich, even richer he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his 馬文才注意表演梁: What are you talking about? You wait and ’ll give you some color see ：shanbo, If life deceives(欺騙)you, don39。t be sad, don39。t be impatient!believe will pass,and all these things will bee a kind of ：FUCK you, the sun of beach(臟話).I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!祝: America? Shit(臟話), You can e to America? Hahahaha大笑 your English is so terrible 第五場景： 梁山伯家中練口語 怒氣生欲赴美行刺梁：I have a though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, It is a dream deeply rooted in the American have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in is a dream that deeply rooted in my my 背景音樂 算你狠 喝悶酒 講臺詞 第六場景：馬文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人歸（梁山伯飛往美國）旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in America 梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I ’m here to kill : Liang…., is will kill 馬: You!Get out of : You!Get out of here!背景音樂 兒歌 找朋友 梁馬二人表演 有待商量 馬：流氓會武術，誰也擋不住 梁：流氓沒文化馬：我可是有大學本科學歷的………流氓……梁：這年頭沒有博士文憑也敢出來耍流氓（梁扔掉扇子，拿出槍）馬：Oh,哥們兒，wait please,(接電話)Hello ,I am Wencai , OK ,OK , I will get there now 祝: Please don’t stay, ’ll kill : I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典馬: Sorry, I’m not good at ’m just good at 新華字典 梁：想走…..It is not so easy（開槍）馬文才搞笑吐血，祝英臺的母親出來扶英母：Oh, no , you can not die ,你不能死，彩禮錢還沒給夠呢祝: Oh, you are a big get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, will you kill me? 動作聲音嫵媚些 嫵媚些眨眼睛梁: Yes, I have I hate you more than I can : When we were young, you said you will love me ’t kill me, ok? : No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill only know I was born to love you or to kill I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill : Please believe in me, you know I love love you just want to marry : Really? 祝: Oh, of ：曾經 Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish I was to meet her again, I wish to say I love you would ask me how long I would love her, I would say ten thousand ，非要在這份愛上加一個期限，我希望是……一萬年！祝：Oh, honey… 此時兩人相擁 配合音樂 道具雨傘上第七個場景：羅密歐與朱麗葉走在美國的街道上，看到正在深情告白的梁山伯與祝英臺。Julia：oh，so ......Romeo:The woman is really the most beautiful woman I39。ve ever ......Julia：What?What did you say?What about me? Romeo:Oh,Julia,At first sight don39。t need a found out I had a crush on ：No,no, are kiding!You told me you loved :I fell in love with the Oriental girl, I decided to pursue break : What? You39。re a ，氣沖沖的下臺。第八幕：羅密歐上前與祝