【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 ll give you one.” The doctor takes out a piece of paper and writes “Eat lots of fruit and , eat a lot of lean meat and grains.” The doctor hands the paper to .“Eat all those things and you’ll soon lose weight.”A few weeks later, ’s friend visits friend is surprised to see that is even fatter than before and she is eating a huge sandwich with chocolate and ice cream.“I thought you were on a diet,” her friend says.“Oh, I am.” answers.“I’ve already had all the food on my diet I’m having my dinner.” Cheap Mea A man goes into a restaurant and sits down at one of the waiter es up to him and gives him the man reads it carefully, then he orders all the most expensive a small boy es into the restaurant and sits at the man’s waiter es up and says to the man, “What will your little boy like, sir?” “Oh, just an ice cream,” the man tells he finishes his meal, the man stands up and says to the waiter, “I’m just going out to buy a newspaper.” He leaves the waiter gives the boy an ice boy eats it, and then stands up and walks to the waiter runs towards him.“Excuse me,” he says, “but your father hasn’t e back and he hasn’t paid for his meal or your ice ’d better stay here until your father es back and pays his bill.” “He’s not my father,” the boy says.“The man came up to me in the street and asked me if I liked ice told him I he told me to e into the restaurant at nine o’clock and sit at his said he would give me one.” Many people know what a puter is and what it can puter is fast and never makes mistakes, while people are slow and often make ’s what people often say when they talk about many years, scientists have improved a puter can do a lot of everyday work quite well, and people can use a puter in many puter scientists are now thinking of making the puter “think” like a the help of a person, a puter can draw pictures, write music, talk with people, and so a puter will think and fee one American Presidents There are stories about two , Andrew Jackson and Martin Van try to explain to people how the word “OK” came don’t know if either story is true, but they are both said that President Jackson could hardly read or important papers came to Jackson, he tried to read hem or asked his men to tell him what they he agreed, he would write “All correct” on the problem was that he did not know how to he wrote “OL Korekt” it was shortened to “OK”.Others said that President Van Buren was born in Kinderhook, New Buren’s friends organized a club to help him bee called the club Old Kinderhook in the club was called “OK”. second day, the mother rat and her babies were having a good time in the open air when a cat came to catch them for mother rat noticed the cat ing mother rat and her babies all tried to run away at hurried to their was under the the baby rats were afraid of the couldn’t run very cat came closer and would e at them.“What shall I do?” thought the at that moment the mother rat stopped running, turned around and shouted at the cat, “!” just like an angry cat was so surprised and afraid that she ran mother rat turned to her babies,“Now you see how important it is to learn a second language!” snowman It39。s winter ’s very cold in the 39。s all white outside because it snowed wants to watch Miss Cat says, “Oh dear!It39。s very nice 39。s make a snowman.” Making a snowman isn’t very easy, so they work , how nice the snowman! puts his hat on the snowman39。s that, they are very lunch is some fish, some bones and a big says, “It39。s the middle of the snowman must be ’s give the cake to him.” “All right!” says Miss the snowman isn39。t can only see the is he? or unlucky When Barbara was fishing, she dropped her fell into the was sad because it was her best next day, Barbara went fishing put her hook into the she pulled it up, there was her watch!It was caught on her didn’t catch but she was had her watch Great Wall of China The Great Wall of China is the longest wall in the is about 6,000 kilometers long, 7 meters high and 5 meters Great Wall was built more than twenty centuries was very difficult to build such a great wall without any modern of men died while they were building the you ever been to the Great Wall? It is very famous in the foreigners e to visit it every like it very ’s glassesHelen’s eyesight was not very good, so she usually wore when she was seventeen years old and began to go out with a young man, she never wore her glasses when she was with he came to the door to take her out, she took her glasses off, and when she came home and he left, she put them on day her mother said to her, “But Helen, why do you never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to beautiful places in his car, but you don’t see anything.” “Well, Mother,” said Helen, “I look prettier to Jim when I am not wearing my glasses and he looks better to me, too.” desert A desert is a very dry does not rain there very desert is very hot, a few plants can grow in a few animals can live plants and animals don’t need much water to don’t mind when it is you live in a desert? Why or why not? ’s homeEverybody has a live in many different kinds of have different kinds of homes, animals live in holes under the woodchuck lives under the home has two an enemy es into one door, the woodchuck goes out through the animals live in holes in squirrels build nests high in birds live in holes in of the birds live in build their nests high in hawks build their nests high in the Broken Mirror and Bad you have bad luck if you break a mirror? Many people believe is an old story about breaking ago, people happened to see their faces in ponds and people were frightened.“That must be my soul,” a person would mirrors were made of shiny , people used glass were careful not to break a mirror would harm the is how a broken mirror came to mean bad bad luck is supposed to last for seven may not believe this may have no bad luck with you shoul