【正文】 so, three girls headed home, taking only fond memories of Staten island and its infamous iced teas. Honey, close up, it39。s back. But something set charlotte on fire. And uptown on dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their own fire going. You39。s the hero thing. You see him on that truck...That truck is hot. hurrying to save someone trapped. They39。ll be fine. You39。m sorry. We were just leaving. charlotte was a firm believer in the laws of dating feng shui. change location, change luck. Why is it always a guy like that? is it me? No, it39。m carrying all the boroughs but I need help with Staten island. You want one? No, I had one on Thursday. Here39。s no way to treat a lady. Lighten up. It39。re not ing. So long... Vote! I don39。s go! Move, lady, it39。s how it ends in this Staten island fairytale. 302 Politically Erect I had been dating politician Bill Kelley for three weeks. Since most of our time was spent campaigning, I dressed the part. I found some vintage Halston and did a spin on Jackie Kennedy. The early years. Who here knows what a city ptroller does? You do? We made a good match. I was adept at fashion, he at politics. This city39。t thought about things that way. So, think about it. ok. Because I think if we really want to see if it can work between us, this time we got to make the mitment to be exclusive. ok. I hear you. ok. The truth was, there were no other candidates in sight. But Miranda wasn39。m glad you three weren39。m aggressive. I run a successful hedge fund. My life is about calculating risks. Telling a beautiful lady she39。s a munchkin. This is a politically incorrect conversation for a political fundraiser. Less than five feet is unacceptable. I have to go mingle. There are a lot of cute guys here and these things never last beyond two martinis. charlotte was running her own campaign. She wanted to be elected wife before the year was out. There39。t eat at the restaurant, but I can still hear the specials. Carrie, give me a sip of your drink. This is my friend, Stanford Blatch. Bill Kelley. I represent the queer vote. lf you can carry Chelsea, you39。m ready to settle down. it seems like a miracle when two nice people like you can find each other. We met in the most unusual way. one of my girlfriends threw a party where all the women brought a man they weren39。t keep saying that forever. I peed on a guy once during sex, but it was an accident. What did he say? I don39。m lagging in the Bronx. I may have to spend another $15,000 to buy myself some voter turnout. Pretty hot, isn39。re making a mockery of this party. Carrie, charlotte! Hi! This is Jeff Fenton. Ladies. How do you do? It39。used date party39。s a great idea, I can bring my short guy. You39。d like you to pee on me. I would be worried. The pee could be foreplay. My God! Where there39。s the bald guy,with the great sense of humor. Do you know the blonde guy? No. He39。39。 to a fundraiser. What is the height difference between a short person and a little person? A little person? A midget. A midget or a dwarf? What39。s so judgmental. You are judgmental. Put it to good use. ok, fine. I39。s a great way to meet men. With Carrie, we can meet the inner circle and the interesting donors. By interesting men she means single and rich. Guys, he39。m trying to figure out when I get to see you again. I39。t have a white horse, but he did have a BMW with a working heater. So I guess, sometimes a woman absolutely has to be rescued. You39。d have to make it happen. Up here. Nice pole. Wanna see it again? Yeah. Samantha rode the pole a couple of times that night. Why are these boots set up like this? So we39。s me, leave a message. Hey, I39。s my idea of a perfect marriage. Totally. charlotte nodded, thinking what a nice, sweet, handsome, funny, great couple they made. Excuse me, you just bumped into her chair. A little crowded. Yes, but you bumped her chair. You should say you39。re like a Jehovah39。t established that yet. What are we doing here? I mean, are we...Steve, after they flip the eye up,these jets... And over on the East Side at a more charlottefriendly bar, the ice tea princess began her quest for a white knight. oh, my God. He39。re the ones that have to save ourselves? That is so depressing. is it? Later that day I got to thinking about fairytales. What if Prince charming had never showed up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? or would she have eventually woken up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a healthcare package and a baby from her local sperm bank? I couldn39。s a fireman with a big hose. Why are firemen so cute? Even when they39。re getting married. Did you hear that New York? I39。. Are you sure? He39。t you? can I buy you a beer? No, I got it. It39。t know where. I got this one at work, but I39。m moving back. I can39。s smoke New York City. Home to one millionexc iting, eligible, single men...and four cold and slightly cranky single women. Well, this is good. We39。s a Staten island iced tea. Is that like a Long island iced tea? I think so. Hello, I39。m on fire. After the contest, I began to realize that Staten island was like a quaint European country. The American music was 20 years behind and you could smoke wherever you wanted. Hi. Are those shirts are for sale? I39。s hot. Two songs later, it was time for this dancing queen to take a breather. Hello. can I bum a smoke? Sure. Thanks. There you go. That39。I39。m a catch. Yes, you39。s finest. That39。ve been dating since I was 15, I39。m gonna ask Carrie. Why do you have to ask Carrie when I39。m sorry about that. Did you hurt your hand? No. His name was Arthur. He was a nice, sweet, handsome, great investment banker who lived between Madison and Fifth. So, maybe there really were white knights. The day after charlotte met her knight, I met my credit card limit. With no man