【正文】 boyfriends. He loves to cook and can whip up a great baked ziti. He39。s a dancer and married. Sorry, ladies. His wife Maria said he39。m drunk. Do we have to be this close? It39。re just friends. We39。High karate39。s a cheetah on his arm. Ricky represents engine 53 in Lower Manhattan. I39。d like to get one for my nephew. Yeah, you could buy 39。em at other places. I39。39。39。s good. I quit three years ago. How39。s with the halfpoints? , ? What can I say? Sometimes a girl needs a half. So, which district do you vote in? Whichever one is near Barneys. You39。m at Madison and 82nd. Fancy. I thought all honest politicians lived in studios and ate beans out of a can. I39。s hitting on me. And is that a bad thing? He39。m the guy39。t want to have to tell you this. I saw him give someone a thumbs up. We39。re so nice, Carrie. I39。m nice...I39。re a catch. I hate you. You know what? I39。m getting married and here I e! If she falls over I will never stop laughing. I wasn39。39。m telling you, no guy has ever gotten me that wet. Pass the salt. Let me tell you about his cock. Will you be quiet? The people at the next table have a child. That39。s cops. Whatever. I think it39。re still cute. First, there39。39。 look in their eyes. It39。m exhausted. Where is he? Who? The white knight? That only happens in fairytales. My hair hurts. Did you ever think that maybe we39。ll need a significant other or a friend to help get you home. Sign here. While for some women the idea of rescue was a life raft, for Miranda it was an insult. I don39。ll be able to see perfectly. I can39。m not saying you need anyone. I39。m offering? Because, you know, Carrie is my friend. ok, and what am I? We haven39。m a professional. I have to meet him. How am I gonna meet him? We got here ten minutes ago. Pace yourself. Hey beautiful. I39。t say things like sweet lips. is that too much to ask? Hey, you didn39。ll even buy Blondie here one. One little drink. Excuse me. She39。m gonna be your city ptroller. You39。m not showing you a shoe. Sexy. Hey, I need a favor. You do? It39。t stop thinking about you. I39。ll wait in the car. lf you e, you e. lf you don39。s a trader. Not Tom Kennedy? Yes, do you know Tom? He39。s ok. No, it39。t a man who came to women39。m on Valium, everything39。ll be right back. Samantha39。ll wait ten more seconds and then I39。m doing. Ok. I39。d been so burned in my last relationship, I was afraid to leap off into the next one. Excuse me for a second. Hey. How did you get here? Ferry. All alone? I39。t pick up after her poodle. I39。s notice. Well, I should be a fireman, because I am always ready to go. We39。 fire! I39。t give you a ride? No, I39。s almost 12:00,I39。s it. That39。s passion, love and devotion to their home... Really, they39。m not sure. I might be working. Thursday, then. ok, maybe Thursday. I39。t necessarily share that with you. I39。m not planning on dating anyone else. I just want to see you. I see. Exclusively. I got it. That39。re dating a politician and you39。s goodlooking, he39。s hot. I want to help out. You39。d vote for him. He39。t think our founding fathers were very fuckable. I heard that Thomas Jefferson was a real fox. There we were. Just four girls talking politics. Meanwhile, Miranda was facing a day at the polls earlier than she expected. Last night as we were walking home, Steve asked me to go steady. How sweet. They still call it that? I don39。s plenty there. Flaws that make me not want to stick my neck out. But there39。s time for the list. Things you like about him. Things you don39。t it? Jeff Fenton. Samantha Jones. You are damn attractive. And that is not a line. How long have you been sitting here? My first drink. So, you39。ve made all day. Thank you. You like to ski? I love it. We have a house in Sun Valley. How long have you been skiing? on and off for years. I can tell. You39。re up 320 % for the year. Samantha Jones. Public Relations. Very nice. You must do well. Who39。the single ladies coalition to elect Bill Kelley39。t realize he was so short. Sitting down he was proportional. Standing, he barely clears my nipples. That may be the perfect height. I can39。s against large corporations wasting your tax dollars. I39。s a joke! e on, he knows I39。s great. His work is accessible on so many levels. Sweetheart, this is charlotte. She runs a gallery downtown. charlotte, this is my fianc233。39。m not worried about Chelsea. Have you seen my ass? Got my vote. 12 o39。s gay? I39。s a person here who would like to meet you. ok. A guy. keep going. It39。s not gay. I could have sworn he was. I realized I was getting good at politics. I39。s trash is another woman39。re so beautiful. So funny...you39。cause I want to know. I want to make you happy. I am happy. What about you? is there anything you want or need that I39。s typical of men in power. They love to be dominated. Humiliated. What did you say? I told him I39。s e down to...ready, set, pee? Sometimes with the right guy you have to make concessions. There39。39。t work it out with Bill, bring him to my party on Friday. Everyone is bringing a guy they39。m following the yellow brick road. A couple of nights later, and no closer to a solution, I had a date with Bill. We went to his favorite Indian restaurant, that boasted the hottest curry in the city. So I just got some new polls. I39。m fine. Excuse me, can I get another one? You want a beer? So, I read your column yesterday. You did? It39。m seeing in Washington. You don39。s no problem. Rain check? That Friday night, charlotte threw her 39。. Hi, you made it! There are so many eligible men here. Hi charlotte, nice apartment. can I get you something to drink? Yes, immediately, if not sooner. You brought Stanford? You said to bring a man you39。ll take your coat. Take your time. Mingle. Is he the smallest man you39