【正文】 ica and Chandler39。s been really hard for you.Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He39。s with Charlie now.Monica: Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, don39。t have to do anything tonight.Joey: Yeah, I think that39。t dated in like... six years...Joey: Six years? Wow... It39。s forget about Ross...Rachel: Forgotten.(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)Joey: What39。s nothing... Come here, e here...(again, just before their lips touch, she pulls back, gasping)Joey39。s dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross39。s still at the salon, and I39。s a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?Ross: Learn about Jesus...(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)Ross: Hey!Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?Ross: Uh, no... no. I couldn39。s day just got better? CHANDLER!(Chandler enters from the bathroom)Chandler: Hey!... aaaaaahhhh!Monica: What do you think?Chandler: I think.... I think I can see your scalp.Monica: Don39。ya know... It39。s almost if Air Barbados doesn39。t wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we39。t have to go home tonight, do you?Phoebe: No, I think I can e over. It39。re gonna keep seeing her?Mike: I39。ll sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing material...Phoebe: You know what, we39。s always in a good mood after the flight attendant says duty free.Charlie: Okay... Good luck.(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)Rachel: Ross is ing over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.Joey: I guess so. I39。m gonna get the lasagna.Ross: Hey Rach...Rachel: Yeah!Ross: Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?Rachel: Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah! (mouths Good luck to Joey and gets up from her seat)Ross: Hey!Joey: Hey!Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.Joey: Yeah?Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...Joey: You kissed.Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?Joey: I saw you.Ross: Yeah, we kissed, but... nothing else... nothing else happened, okay.Joey: Ross, Ross, Ross... It39。t think of anything.(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)Ross: Thanks!Joey: Yeah.(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)Rachel: So hi!Ross: Hi!Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.Rachel: Oh! That39。s great. He is... He is an amazing guy.Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.Ross: Well, I39。t want him to get mad and take 39。s there and the phone rings.]Phoebe: Hi, Mike39。m just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...Phoebe: Yeah, you can39。m Precious, who are you?Phoebe: (stunned) I... I39。s apartment. Monica39。t be able to do this. (she pushes Chandler on the couch and brushes her hair and shells against Chandler39。s the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we39。t like them. Everybody else does.Chandler: Again, let39。m gonna keep it. You39。s knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it39。t easy.Ross: Oh, it39。s about me and...Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It39。t really matter who39。s going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?Phoebe: Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?Precious: My name is Precious.Phoebe: Yeah, I can39。t believe this... Why?Phoebe: Well, I don39。t believe that Mike didn39。s not worth this. You39。t like to kissandtell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you39。t believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)Phoebe: You39。t move at all?Monica: Oh, well, I can move... (she moves back and forth the shower curtain rail, opening and closing the shower curtain with her hair as she goes)Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?Monica: (looking disappointed) I guess so...Chandler: (trying to untangle her) Some of these look a little frayed.Monica: Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.[Rachel and Joey39。s easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn39。s what we do.Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 39。t...Joey: I know, I know..., but that39。s seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I39。bout you doing a little something for me?Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?Chandler: I think you know.Monica: Really? I don39。s apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn39。ve got to chill.Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)Joey: Ross?Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?OPENING CREDITS[ Joey and Rachel39。m happy for you. (Squeaky.) I39。s ing out all loud and squeaky, 39。t a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I39。s all working out! Me amp。t you think that will be a little weird?Ross: Weird? What? What39。s intercountry adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.Chandler: There39。s funny. Every time you say triplets, I immediately think of three hot blonde 19year olds.(Monica glares at him.)Monica: Th