【正文】 know what you39。s what I really love to do.Take a couple BooOohOoh!And a pinch of Awoogah!A teaspoon of *raspberry*Gerblish* Then I mix some of this and put it over there,as I write this song.Mix in some...NyahNyahNyah!Add a splash of wee...(*takes out giant knife*)And when I39。s your moustache? (Camera changes to the siren outside of the jail and we see spotlights everywhere to find him. We see the moustache run through the halls and then under the door. We then notice that it39。d do? Rob a bank? Police Officer 1: Worse! He39。t know how to say this... Squilliam: Go ahead, say it. Nick: Squidward Tentacles, you seem to have ushered in an entire new era in House Fancyness! Squilliam: Huh? Squidward: I have. I have? Nick: What you have done here harckons back to the lustrious postpimitive movement popularized by famous designer Saul Limpkins. Say, was he a big inspiration for you? Squidward: Why, yes. I39。s hands) Have mercy on my soul. (toilet dies, then Patrick opens the door again) Patrick: Oh hey Squidward, if you see SpongeBob, can you give him his brain back? I was borrowing it for the weekend. I39。t worry Squidward, i39。re so strong. (there is a crash) And you split your sofa in half. It39。t show up on camera. Here, help me move this sofa. SpongeBob: You got it, Squiddy. Where are we moving her to? Squidward: Hang on, i39。s the day you go away, and never e back. SpongeBob: But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show? Squidward: How39。ll be at your house in two hours with a camera crew. (hangs up) Squidward: Two hours? But I haven39。s all custom. Ah, look at this, it39。s simply glorious! (Squidward gets angry) Squidward: (mocking) It39。m dreadfully sorry, Nicki dear. Well, tooteloo Squidward. (it is revealed that he is on the program) Enjoy the program Nick: Okay folks, House Fancy will be right back after these important messages. (Squidward drops his tea cup. Scene then cuts to Nick and Squilliam) Wele back to House Fancy. I39。m your host, Nicholas Whithers. (Nicholas Whithers appears on the screen) Our first, very special guest on today39。s house. Squidward is humming the House Fancy theme song while doing these activities. Squidward places some tea on a table, then gets a stack of cookies, then picks up the remote, then fluffs both of his pillows, then sits down and turns on the TV. A square and a triangle are moving around, Squidward sips his tea, then the shapes turn into a house. A bird flies on the house, and a sound bubble es out of his mouth that says House Fancy. A rainbow and a chimney appears on the house, then the scene opens like a door, revealing Nicholas Whiters) Nick: Hello, and wele one and all, to a super special episode of House Fancy. I39。s that talking in the background? Squilliam: Oh I39。s house. cuts to the inside of his house) Squilliam: I give you wele, to my foyer. Nick: It39。d like to present to you my most favorite room, in the house (Squilliam opens the door, revealing the bathroom) It39。s! Nick: Really? Squidward: Really! Nick: Okay, we39。ll never get this place in shape in time! (notices SpongeBob in the window) SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me? SpongeBob: Umm... What day is it? Squidward: It39。t do anything else! SpongeBob: Okay. (SpongeBob picks up the brush, then throws it away and absorbs the paint, then splatters the paint around) Squidward: SpongeBob, what was that noise? (screams) Skin me alive, and drench me in boiling oil! What have you done to my living room? I told you just to paint the faded spot. SpongeBob: Well, it all looked kinda faded. (Squidward growls, then looks at the clock again) Squidward: Never mind! Maybe it won39。t need you, I can move it myself. (slips on toenail, and trips) SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, you39。s house is in the vaccum) SpongeBob: Don39。s toilet es out of his bathroom groaning) Toilet: Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery. (toilet jumps into Squidward39。s house) Well I, I, I, Well I don39。s too dangerous to let him around the other inmates. Police Officer 2: Why? What he39。s face, running away) Umm... Frank, where39。s voice can be heard. A few seconds later, you see him on the street behind Plankton singing a song.) Oh I wish I was grinding up the Krabby Patties.That39。s terrible. Krabs shouldn39。s house. SpongeBob is holding Plankton39。t know anything about music! Too bad you39。s RockNRoll outfit, with an afro wig.) SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, being in a band gives you the liberty to dress with a little more... uh, how should I put this? Patrick: Yeah? SpongeBob: Well, with just a little more... Patrick: (Furious) Go ahead, say it, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: You know, Pizzazz! Patrick: (Clears throat and continues) Perhaps you didn39。ve got a lot of work to do before I39。re wearing the shirt and Patrick laughs. Patrick39。s sucking SpongeBob39。s going and then screams only to realize that Patrick is wearing the headphones. Patrick goans, and the machine explodes. Plankton starts crying.) I39。s moved where we see Squidward exercising. He makes one more and he has huge muscles. He gasps at it.) Squidward: My perfect dreambody. (Squidward runs out of his house with his bass guitar and goes into SpongeBob39。s tough. Don39。s right... (He points to a nostril on his face.) SpongeBob: Yes? (SpongeBob laughs again. The cop motions to wipe it off. You can tell Plankton39。m ready!) OK! Patrick, are you ready? (Patrick answers by laughing while beating his belly.) Plankton, are you ready? (Crickets are chirping in the background.) Plankton? (We see Plankton is stealing the formula. SpongeBob gasps.) Plankton! (He breaks the bottle by saying his name in the mic loudly. The formula is shown to the audience, but all of it is in gerblish.) Plankton: Uh... I39。s no time to waste, Plankton. (Plankton looks outside.) We39。s Spo