【正文】 ，新婦入青廬。卿當(dāng)日勝貴，吾獨(dú)向黃泉！” 新婦謂府吏：“何意出此言！同是被逼迫，君爾妾亦然。府吏聞此變，因求假暫歸。雜彩三百匹，交廣市鮭珍。”府君得聞之，心中大歡喜。否泰如天地，足以榮汝身?！卑⒛赴酌饺耍骸柏氋v有此女，始適還家門?！卑⒛复蟊?。誓天不相負(fù)！”新婦謂府吏：“感君區(qū)區(qū)懷！君既若見錄，不久望君來(lái)?！靶聥D初來(lái)時(shí)，小姑始扶床；今日被驅(qū)遣，小姑如我長(zhǎng)。指如削蔥根，口如含朱丹。往昔初陽(yáng)歲，謝家來(lái)貴門?？蓱z體無(wú)比，阿母為汝求。非為織作遲，君家婦難為！妾不堪驅(qū)使，徒留無(wú)所施?？兹笘|南飛，五里一徘徊。我只覺(jué)得她該對(duì)我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)my god!who can help me?(下)譯：我的天！誰(shuí)來(lái)救救我?。?act1 第一幕(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),jm作竊聽狀)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(對(duì)門內(nèi))lunch!lunch!where are you? l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來(lái)):i’m here!what’s up，mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l: most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me!since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your ’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)act2(lm坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)l:mum, i’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂(lè)禍的神情):see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to at yourself…… l:but,mum……lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not interrupting just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me (大喜):nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道):lunch!lunch!where are mysocks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來(lái))oh,i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍 裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!now she has have to cook for my mother and (上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is is an ice girl,go and take her back!j(立正敬禮):yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來(lái)三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c:if you want to go by this street(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)abamp。ll go with take the money and I take the :Have you got any experience?J: I39。C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is 1 mao enough?(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor39。ll go and tell him.(下)L(驚愕):What? The mayor39。s up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But……JM: Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):Oh, you want a grandson, don39。s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor39。C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is1mao enough?(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next can go androb the wedding!Aamp。m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is Wu Song.(指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)I39。m back!LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest (驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂(lè)禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to at yourself…… L: But, mum…… LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I39。s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)This is what Lanzhi always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has have to cook for my mother and (上):Where39。s impossible!ABamp。t cry 39。c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go with take the money and i take the :have you got any experience? j: i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái))(j和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中)abcamp。十七為君婦，心中?？啾?。結(jié)發(fā)同枕席，黃泉共為友。舉言謂新婦，哽咽不能語(yǔ)：“我自不驅(qū)卿，逼迫有阿母。人賤物亦鄙，不足迎后人，留待作遺施，于今無(wú)會(huì)因?！拔糇髋畠簳r(shí)，生小出野里。”出門登車去，涕落百余行。我有親父兄，性行暴如雷，恐不任我意，逆以煎我懷。年始十八九，便言多令才。云有第五郎，嬌逸未有婚。處分適兄意，那得自任專！雖與府吏要，渠會(huì)永無(wú)緣。交語(yǔ)速裝束，絡(luò)繹如浮云。何不作衣裳？莫令事不舉！”阿女默無(wú)聲，手巾掩口啼，淚落便如瀉。悵然遙相望，知是故人來(lái)。兒今日冥冥，令母在后單。府吏聞此事，心知長(zhǎng)別離。多謝后世人，戒之慎勿忘。三日斷五匹，大人故嫌遲。吾意久懷忿，汝豈得自由！東家有賢女，自名秦羅敷?！毙聥D謂府吏：“勿復(fù)重紛紜。腰若流紈素，耳著明月珰?！眳s與小姑別，淚落連珠子。吾今且赴府，不久當(dāng)還歸。汝今何罪過(guò)，不迎而自歸？”蘭芝慚阿母：“兒實(shí)無(wú)罪過(guò)。自可斷來(lái)信，徐徐更謂之。舉言謂阿妹：“作計(jì)何不量！先嫁得府吏，后嫁得郎君。還部白府君：“下官奉使命，言談大有緣。赍錢三百萬(wàn)，皆用青絲穿。晻晻日欲暝，愁思出門啼。以我應(yīng)他人，君還何所望！”府吏謂新婦：“賀卿得高遷！磐石方且厚，可以卒千年；蒲葦一時(shí)紉，便作旦夕間。轉(zhuǎn)頭向戶里