【正文】 borrow me? 、 and : No, it’s not the thing that we don’thave t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(墮落的): All of you are so stingy!(小聲的)、 and all keep quite, and begin to play their games! climb his own bed and begin to three:（當(dāng)、）: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you acpany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? : How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw…….: Oh, my baby, I love really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!: What?Scene Four：旁白：The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at was just ing from the supermarket with her : How long do you play the game? : Uh, all the time since you we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑聲，近乎瘋狂但又深表同情的笑聲！、 and together : Our girlfriends are the same!: Oh, yeah!I pass it!、 and ：Really？ : Yes!四人開始跳舞慶祝！No1： Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something？ 、 and : Of course!We should!: ? would you join us to drink? : Uh…... please be quite!I will call my mother for some ！Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? : Uh……Mum： time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!電話掛斷后長長的尾音！《老男孩》歌曲響起！旁白：Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life bee better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing puter games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we acplish our dreams？Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we bee old? Or we just let our own dreams acplish by our children?第五篇：英語話劇搞笑小品劇本《史上最牛的相親》員1（男扮女裝）嗨！帥哥！笑什么笑??！沒見過美女啊！你那個(gè)撮樣，都流口水了！哎!沒辦法撒！家里人就是煩，非要讓我來相親！你說像我這么溫柔，這么漂亮的姑娘，就算不嫁給貝克漢姆，那也該嫁給姚明吧！......其實(shí)呢！我今年年紀(jì)也不小了，都.....18了！臺(tái)下人：我看28還差不多！演員1：誰說的，給老娘我站出來，我看你是老鼠舔貓屁股調(diào)戲不要命??！哼！............他怎么還不來?。恳蔡珱]誠意了！演員2：有誠意！有誠意！你好?。ㄒ蝗骋还盏纳蟻砹耍€滿頭大汗）演員1：你好！......喝水！演員2：我不喝水！演員1：你不渴嗎?演員2：不！我都渴了十幾年了！別人總嘲笑我，說我11路老出故障，底盤該修了！演員1：他們怎么能這樣呢，胡說八道！沒一點(diǎn)愛心！演員2：我先自我介紹一下??！我姓尹！名蕩坦蕩的蕩！演員1：你好！尹蕩!演員2：我看見你我有點(diǎn)緊張，我今年25哦不對！我今年26了！出生在一個(gè)美麗的大城市…哈密！我沒正經(jīng)讀過幾年書！自從牛津大學(xué)畢業(yè)后，就沒有在上了！我現(xiàn)在也沒找工作！家里也沒錢，就我爸他不是剛給我6百萬創(chuàng)業(yè)嗎！所以他也就沒錢了?。∑鋵?shí)我是個(gè)弱勢群體，就像在學(xué)校一樣，我經(jīng)常打架，但打架分為兩種，一種是打別人，而我卻屬于另一種！演員1：不是吧！你有被虐待的愛好！演員2：其實(shí)我的愛好挺多！做運(yùn)動(dòng)?。∩暇W(wǎng)??！我就想找個(gè)年輕貌美氣質(zhì)佳的女孩子！能陪我上….上網(wǎng)，陪我做….做運(yùn)動(dòng)！演員1：你怎么結(jié)…結(jié)巴?。垦輪T2：我平時(shí)很正常的，只有說話時(shí)才結(jié)巴！其實(shí)我感覺你挺好的！演員1：真的嗎？你真有眼光！演員2：我還不知道你叫啥呢？演員1：我的中文名字叫趙曉珊，我的英文…….我還沒想到！演員2：你叫找小三!演員1：你討厭!你好壞啊!欺負(fù)人家??！演員2：笑聲！.....哎！你是哪里人??？演員