【正文】 nd I love his : What are you talking about? You wait and ’ll give you some color to see ：shanbo, If life deceives you, don39。我，我這個(gè)含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢梁山泊去也！” 梁山泊到場(chǎng)邊帶上眼鏡拿起掃把，模仿哈利波特坐上飛下場(chǎng)。品質(zhì)有保證?！霸賳滦⌒奈页槟闩?！”“直入話題直入話題，我在流浪時(shí)遇到了神醫(yī)華佗，他看我含蓄文雅氣度非凡相貌出眾才華橫溢百年難得一遇的罕世人才，于是——”在二人談話間另一人上場(chǎng)了，超人用標(biāo)志性動(dòng)作朝他們走來(lái)，“前面的可是梁山伯與祝英臺(tái)？”二人齊答：“是??！”超人從身后拿出一卷手紙（手紙上寫(xiě)著圣旨二字），超人打開(kāi)后發(fā)現(xiàn)反了，就小聲嘀咕了句：“什么素質(zhì)，圣旨都寫(xiě)反了！”于是又調(diào)過(guò)來(lái)念道：“奉God承運(yùn)，奧巴馬詔曰：宣梁山伯與祝英臺(tái)進(jìn)宮與I一起過(guò)圣誕！欽賜！”“梁山伯，祝英臺(tái)，接旨吧！”梁山伯回頭問(wèn)祝英臺(tái)“奧巴馬是什么品種的馬?。窟@么牛還懂得過(guò)圣誕！”祝英臺(tái)回答說(shuō)：“管他什么馬，有端午節(jié)不過(guò)非過(guò)什么洋節(jié)的都不是什么好馬！沒(méi)事，不理他！我們走！”二人在《你是風(fēng)兒我是沙》的音樂(lè)中下場(chǎng)。祝英臺(tái)見(jiàn)又有人忙問(wèn)：“這位小帥哥請(qǐng)問(wèn)你能看在我是一位柔弱無(wú)力手無(wú)寸鐵貌美如花花開(kāi)正艷的美女的份上，告訴我剛剛才是否看到有一位含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過(guò)？” 趙云道：“含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥？那不就是我么？哎，人怕出名，豬怕壯。唉喲，我的臉??！”“Oh，my lady ？” 祝英臺(tái)輕輕的把梁山泊的手從其臉上挪開(kāi)，只見(jiàn)梁山泊的臉上不知被誰(shuí)左臉寫(xiě)了個(gè)灑，右臉寫(xiě)了個(gè)瀟，瀟上還有一個(gè)叉，祝英臺(tái)哈哈大笑，梁山泊見(jiàn)自己的愛(ài)人如此的笑話自己。That was down please!馬：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond ：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so 父：大怒指著馬）NO way!馬：that’s why?英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you you know who is張國(guó)榮, who is張曼玉 , 馬：I don’t ：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise，馬：I don’t ：do you still know who I am and who you are ：I don’t ：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?英母：I have no ：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and ：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應(yīng)過(guò)味來(lái)）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出鋼筆來(lái)準(zhǔn)備簽字旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國(guó)打來(lái)越洋電話。t know anything……..英母：darling darling。s speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁?！√崆?L: Yingtai，take care of yourself without love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too!Shanbo, I only love you in this wild ’ll marry you as soon as I am for me just for two : OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific : I’ll kiss you from the other wait for me ：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“寧波打的電話暫時(shí)無(wú)法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”L：what’s wrong? I worry about my she has no money to use, even affording the phone me try this time??(婚紗店)L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my miss you so much, miss you every minute, every are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling? Z: Listen, Liang ’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better : What? Are you kidding??? Why? Z: Because I’ll get : Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊瀟灑，風(fēng)流倜儻，玉樹(shù)臨風(fēng)的Ma is so rich, even richer than he is good at 葵花寶典。Z:Oh,！(toLiangShao)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?L:Yes,:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三第二篇：四人英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)Take Me to Your HeartAction（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（機(jī)場(chǎng)送別）梁:Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so :I love you, too!Don’t ’ll marry you as soon as I’m for me just for two : I’ll kiss you across the Pacific :I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱)祝：This time I really should goAction（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her par