【正文】 t, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it‘s hinges.) Chandler: Nice job Joe! You‘re quite the craftsmen. (Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.) End 602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel [Scene: Central Perk, it‘s the same scene from the end of last week‘s show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment? Ross: Oh, yeah, no problems. It‘s all taken care of. Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie? Ross: Oh yeah, why not? Rachel: Okay, umm, I‘m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.) Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird? Phoebe: Always. Ross: I didn‘t get the annulment. Phoebe: What?! Ross: We‘re still married! Don‘t tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.) [Cut to outside Central Perk.] Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum? Rachel: Oh? Yeah! Sure! Phoebe: (running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second? Rachel: Oh but Phoebe, we‘re gonna be late for the movie. (A cab pulls up.) Phoebe: Oh, there‘s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.) Rachel: Yeah, we‘re, we‘re actually just gonna walk ?cause it‘s right up there at the Angelica. Phoebe: Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cab‘s roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) 《 Friends》第六季 11 You didn‘t get the annulment?!! Ross: I know. Phoebe: Ross?! Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer‘s office all I could hear was, Three divorces. Three divorces! Look, I just don‘t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces. Phoebe: Don‘t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y‘know? Mine‘s gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive. Ross: Look, all I know is II can‘t have another failed marriage! Phoebe: So okay what? You‘re gonna be married to a girl who doesn‘t even know about it?!—Op, woman! Sorry. Ross: Well, okay so, I don‘t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don‘t say anything to Rachel, please? Phoebe: Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay! (Rachel‘s cab backs up.) Rachel: (to the driver) Okay, stopstop! Phoebe?! Phoebe: Hey Rach! Rachel: What was that?! Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie? Rachel: I haven‘t seen it yet! Phoebe: Well then you‘d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.) Rachel: Noooooooo!! Opening Credits {Transciber‘s note: In case you‘re wondering, and I know you are. Their names are all back to normal. Just in a slightly smaller font than usual to allow Courteney Cox Arquette to fit on one line and not be smaller than the rest of their names. Now, on with the show…} [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 they should be here any minute. Joey: Where is the waitress?! I‘m starving! Chandler: It‘s a buffet man. Joey: Oh, here‘s where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.) Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you. Joey: Sure! What‘s up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.) Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night. Joey: Oh my God! That‘s huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why e I wasn‘t invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don‘t say, Ross. Do not say, Ross. Chandler: Look, I just don‘t think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y‘know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel ing out of that chapel was like a, like a wakeup call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Y‘know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her? Joey: Oh! Tell her she‘s not marriage material. Chandler: What?! Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she‘s anything like me, she‘s just gonna be relieved. [Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.] Monica: How do I tell Chandler that it‘s too soon. It‘s gonna break his heart, he‘s not gonna think that I don‘t love him anymore. Phoebe: Well you don‘t. Monica: Yes I do! Phoebe: Good! Good! I was just testing you. Chandler: (returning with Joey) Hi. Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Y‘know, we were just talking about bacon. Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable. (Ross and Rachel enter.) Ross: Hey! The Girls: Hey! 《 Friends》第六季 4 Chandler: Hey! (They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. They‘re acting like nothing‘s happened and everyone is just staring at them.) Ross: What? Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or… Rachel: (To Ross) I don‘t know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night. Ross: Yeah! Phoebe: Uhhuh! Ross invited us all to watch. (Rachel turns to Ross stunned.) Monica: Rach! We weren‘t gonna miss our friends getting married! Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.) Chandler: (not quite sure) You did. Ross: What?! Hello! We didn‘t get married. Rachel: No, we didn‘t get married! That‘s ridiculous! (They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.) Ross: Wewewe—I remember being in a chapel. Rachel: Oh my God. Ross: I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk! Rachel: No! Joey: They let you get married when you‘re drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk! Phoebe: Hell, I‘m drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I can‘t