【正文】 allway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it‘s hinges.) Chandler: Nice job Joe! You‘re quite the craftsmen. (Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.) End 602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel [Scene: Central Perk, it‘s the same scene from the end of last week‘s show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment? Ross: Oh, yeah, no problems. It‘s all taken care of. Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie? Ross: Oh yeah, why not? Rachel: Okay, umm, I‘m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.) Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird? Phoebe: Always. Ross: I didn‘t get the annulment. Phoebe: What?! Ross: We‘re still married! Don‘t tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.) [Cut to outside Central Perk.] Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum? Rachel: Oh? Yeah! Sure! Phoebe: (running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second? Rachel: Oh but Phoebe, we‘re gonna be late for the movie. (A cab pulls up.) Phoebe: Oh, there‘s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.) Rachel: Yeah, we‘re, we‘re actually just gonna walk ?cause it‘s right up there at the Angelica. Phoebe: Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cab‘s roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) 《 Friends》第六季 11 You didn‘t get the annulment?!! Ross: I know. Phoebe: Ross?! Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer‘s office all I could hear was, Three divorces. Three divorces! Look, I just don‘t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces. Phoebe: Don‘t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y‘know? Mine‘s gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive. Ross: Look, all I know is II can‘t have another failed marriage! Phoebe: So okay what? You‘re gonna be married to a girl who doesn‘t even know about it?!—Op, woman! Sorry. Ross: Well, okay so, I don‘t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don‘t say anything to Rachel, please? Phoebe: Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay! (Rachel‘s cab backs up.) Rachel: (to the driver) Okay, stopstop! Phoebe?! Phoebe: Hey Rach! Rachel: What was that?! Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie? Rachel: I haven‘t seen it yet! Phoebe: Well then you‘d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.) Rachel: Noooooooo!! Opening Credits {Transciber‘s note: In case you‘re wondering, and I know you are. Their names are all back to normal. Just in a slightly smaller font than usual to allow Courteney Cox Arquette to fit on one line and not be smaller than the rest of their names. Now, on with the show…} [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Ross is entering.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey! Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents! Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, e on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. Ross: I don‘t know if it‘s true. Rachel: Oh bbbut it is! Ross: Oh, okay, y‘know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage... Rachel: Oh Ross, e on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world‘s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will! Ross: All right. All right, I‘ll do it. Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Heyhey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? (Ross turns and leaves.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, it‘s the same arrangement as before.] 《 Friends》第六季 8 Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station! Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number. Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you‘re a drifter, so the ball‘s pretty much in your court. Hitchhiker: All right, see ya Pheebs. (Gets out and Phoebe drives away.) Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can‘t take this anymore! Letlet me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on! Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it no! That‘s not fair! Y‘know I can‘t resist that beautiful voice! Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn‘t deliver. Butbutbut now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive toto stay awake for as long as I know you. Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff. Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I‘ve got a really good one! I‘ve been thinking about it since Kansas. Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich? Joey: Yes. Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub? Joey: That is incredible! You are the master! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39?！?Friends》第六季 1 《 Friends》劇本（第六季） 601 The One After Vegas [Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.] Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We39。 they should be here any minute. Joey: Where is the waitress?! I‘m starving! Chandler: It‘s a buffet man. Joey: Oh, here‘s where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.) Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you. Joey: Sure! What‘s up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled