【正文】 t think so. 要不就心靈之旅 要么就剛才那種尖叫治療法 It39。s trying to relate to me! 亞蒂 等等 快開門 哈羅 哈羅 ? Artie, wait. Come on! Help! Hello? 好啊 怪孩子們 Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. 歡迎來到我的平靜之所 Wele to my serenity circle. 別把爛電顫琴留在治療中心外 Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex. 現(xiàn)在 準(zhǔn)備 Now prepare to... 我就知道我該去拿保修單的 I knew I should have got that warranty! 梅林先生 ? Mr. Merlin? 你認(rèn)識這家伙 ? You know th is guy? 是呀 他是我們學(xué)校的魔術(shù)老師 后來精神崩潰了 Yeah. He was the school magic teacher, until he had h is nervous breakdown. 理論上來說 我只不過是三等疲勞 Technically, I was merely a victim of a level 3 fatigue. 不過我的心理醫(yī)生建議 At the request of my therapist, 加上校方的意見 我就退休享受寧靜的生活 and the school authorities, I retired to the tranquility of nature 以挖掘出我神圣的想法 to discover my divine purpose. 有沒有人想來吃點小食喝點飲料 ? Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage? 呃 不 Uh, no. 真的不要嘗嘗我著名的焦層面包 ? Sure you don39。, say, Oh, no, you didn39。re right, Donkey. 這個如何 ? What about this? 史萊克 好了 只是開個玩笑 Shrek! Come on. It39。re going to be a father! 什么 ? What? 你剛剛說父親 You just said father. 是國王 我是說國王 你會當(dāng)國王 King! You39。t up to you. 我根本不知道怎么當(dāng)好個國王 I don39。s harder than it looks. 真是太棒了 This is going to be huge. 短褲 公主 城堡 公主 Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses. 你會生活得很奢侈 You39。t where heisn39。t know where he39。s not Peter. Shut it, Wendy. 掠奪夠了 向著城堡前進 Enough pillaging! To the castle! 你快走 照顧好孩子 You go! Take care of the baby! 大家冷靜點 我們會死的 Everybody stay calm! We39。re too kind, Snow, but I can39。 roll! 你剛才做過了 You just overdid it. 看看你啊 Look at you! 太招人愛了 You look darling. 太可愛了 看看她呀 Just precious. Look at her. 懷孕過后有沒有想吐 ? Any cravings since you got pregnant? 不 完全沒有 No. Not at all. 你有聞到火腿的味道么 ? Do you smeil ham? 禮物時間到了 It39。Cause maybe... just maybe... 這家伙會變成 我不知道 變成國王 ? ...th is guy39。t do it. They did. 求你別吃了他的 Please don39。re here for the mascot contest. 我們也是來參加吉祥物大賽的 We39。d rather get the black plague than go out with you. 噢 絕對是 不好意思 Oh, totally. Pardon me. 真是 惡心 是呀 絕對 Totally eweth. Yeah, totally. 我剛把我的等級加了三點超級能力 I just altered my character level to +3 superbability. 嗨 我們想找個人 他叫 Hi. We39。m doomed. 你會沒事的 You39。s not my life I39。s gonna be all right. 停 嘿 等等 Stop! Hey, wait! 嘿 嘿 不 不 Hey hey no no! 不 不 不 不 噢 不 No no no no oh no! 不 不 等等 噢 嘿 嘿 你要 No no wait hei hei what you... 貧嘴驢 貧嘴驢 Donkey. Donkey! 醒醒 Wake up! 爸爸 Dada! 史萊克 史萊克 你沒事吧 ? Shrek! Are you okay? 我沒法相信我要當(dāng)父親了 怎么會這樣 ? I can39。re what? 我是說我懷孕了 I said I39。s persuasion... and here39。s lost without me. 別擔(dān)心 我會每天給你寄來航空吻的 But don39。re absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us? 扁他 Do a number on h is face. 等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait! 其實我跟你們差不多 沒你們想象 的那么有差距 We are more alike than you think. 女巫 七個小矮人救了白雪公主 然后怎樣了 ? Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened? 噢 這關(guān)你什么事 ? Oh, what39。s h is name? 叫 ...is... 爸爸 Daddy! 他叫亞瑟 H is name is Arthur. 亞瑟 ? Arthur? 我知道你會做出 I know you39。re my family. 最好是有人快死了 Somebody better be dying. 我快死了 I39。re kidding? I am an ogre. 我阻止不了這一切 菲奧娜 也不可能 I39。s your name? 費多威爾斯 先生 Fiddiesworth, sir. 很好 Perfect. 女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen... 菲奧娜公主以及史萊克先生 ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek! 啊 弄到了 Ahh! You39。re filling in for a king 你應(yīng)該讓自己看起來像是個國王 you should look like one. 能來個人收拾下史萊克么 ? Can somebody e in and work on Shrek? 我看看能做些什么吧 I will see what I can do. 好呀 哇噢 Yeah, wow. 真的有這個必要么 ? is th is really necessary? 非常有必要 菲奧娜 Quite necessary, Fiona. 我是史萊克 你個白癡 不管怎樣 I39。s Shrek! 噢 史萊克 好呀 Whoo, Shrek, yeah! 準(zhǔn)備 惡心的野獸 Prepare, foul beast... 來到你熟悉的痛苦世界 ...to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar! 生日快樂 生日快樂 Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee 你介意么 ? Do you mind? 你 介意么 ? 無聊 Do you mind? Boring! 準(zhǔn)備好 惡心的野獸 Prepare, foul beast... 某天你們會后悔的 Someday you39。t it wonderful? 早上好 早上好 Good morning, good morning 太陽也出來了 照耀著我們 The sun is shining through 早上好 早上好 你早上好 Good morning, good morning To you 還有你 還有你 And you! And you! 他們長得真快 They grow up so fast. 還不夠快 Not fast enough. 你們將繼承國王和王后的寶座 You39。m sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it? 得堅持到父王好起來 It39。m fine. 蝦 我的最愛 Shrimp! My favorite! 就這樣 我們得走了 冷靜點 That39。m thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat. 貧嘴驢 ? Donkey? 不 史萊克 如果理論上來說 No, Shrek. What if, theoretically... 那是怪物腳呢 ? ...they were little ogre feet? 親愛的 我們來好好推理一下 Honey, let39。s why people love you. 就算在彌留之際 你都還在開玩笑 Even on your deathbed, you39。s not wele here, and neither are you. 你想來點什么 查明王子 ? What do you want, Charming? 不想干嗎 就想贖罪 Not much. Just a chance at redemption. 再來一杯 Fuzzy Navel And a Fuzzy Navel. 給我的朋友們都來一杯 Fuzzy Navel And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends! 我們才不是你的朋友呢 We39。t know you, but I39。s no way I could run a kingdom. 那就是為什么你表弟亞瑟 才是最佳選擇的原因 That39。m... I39。m going to be an uncle! I39。s boat... 喝著冰凍的 Mojito ...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos 以及兩周的旅程 什么也別干 就釣魚 and two weeks of nothing but fishing. 別聽他的 Don39。s a real ogre. 好了 我明白了 Okay. I get it. 確實不易 但你要讓我們幫你 It39。t burn all my frankincense and myrrh. 我無法阻止心底 對平底鞋和混亂場面的惡心 I39。s away. To the showers! 您好 陛下 Greetings, Your Majesty. 今天是你的幸運日 This is your lucky day. 你是什么玩意呀 ? What are you supposed to be? 某種巨大的變異的妖精 還是什么的 ? Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something? 巨大的 變異的 你真會講笑 Giant mutant... You made a funny. 放開我 怪物 Unhand me, monster! 別動 亞瑟 Stop squirming, Arthur. 我不是亞瑟 I39。m the new mascot. 那么 我們還是真誠的為其他 So let39。s a lesson here for all of us. 下一次你們想把個孩子的腦袋 Next time you39。s not overdo it. 我會建立我的城市 搖滾的人民 I39。