【正文】 s, Ross is entering.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey! Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents! Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, e on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. Ross: I don‘t know if it‘s true. Rachel: Oh bbbut it is! Ross: Oh, okay, y‘know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage... Rachel: Oh Ross, e on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world‘s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will! Ross: All right. All right, I‘ll do it. Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Heyhey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? (Ross turns and leaves.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, it‘s the same arrangement as before.] 《 Friends》第六季 8 Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station! Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number. Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you‘re a drifter, so the ball‘s pretty much in your court. Hitchhiker: All right, see ya Pheebs. (Gets out and Phoebe drives away.) Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can‘t take this anymore! Letlet me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on! Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it no! That‘s not fair! Y‘know I can‘t resist that beautiful voice! Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn‘t deliver. Butbutbut now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive toto stay awake for as long as I know you. Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff. Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I‘ve got a really good one! I‘ve been thinking about it since Kansas. Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich? Joey: Yes. Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub? Joey: That is incredible! You are the master! [Scene: Monica and Rachel39?！?Friends》第六季 1 《 Friends》劇本（第六季） 601 The One After Vegas [Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.] Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We39。s, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.] Rachel: Huh, that‘s funny. You look like you‘re gonna be the… Monica: No, don‘t say it! Don‘t even think it! Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.) Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y‘know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it. Monica: I‘m sick of the signs! It‘s too fast, I‘m happy the way things are! Chandler: Me too! Monica: I don‘t want things to change! Do you? Chandler: No! Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it‘s been three days and it‘s driving me insane! Chandler: Jeez, relax! It‘s not like we‘re marahah!! (Runs out.) Chandler: (entering, slowly) Y‘know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here? Monica: Then all your stuff would be here. Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here? Monica: Then you‘d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn‘t make any sense. Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I‘m saying? 《 Friends》第六季 9 Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that. Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign. Monica: YES!!!!!!!! Chandler: Okay!!!!! (And the crowd goes wild! Well, at least the live studio audience.) Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Waitwaitwait! Chandler: Okay. Monica: Here‘s your key (Gets him one.) Chandler: Oh thanks. Monica: Here‘s your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and e back in! Chandler: The door hasn‘t been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?! Monica: Ready! (He tries, but something happens.) Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can‘t get in! Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I can‘t get out! Chandler: This is not a sign! Monica: No, it‘s not a sign! It‘s a very old key! Chandler: It‘s an old key! Monica: Oh my God it‘s old! Chandler: I love you! Monica: I love you! Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now. (Pause) Monica: No. Chandler: Yeahyeah, me neither. [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment? Ross: Oh, yeah, no problems. It‘s all taken care of. Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie? Ross: Oh yeah, why not? Rachel: Pheebs? Phoebe: No thanks, I‘ve already seen one. Rachel: Okay, umm, I‘m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.) Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird? Phoebe: Always. Ross: I didn‘t get the annulment. Phoebe: What?! Ross: We‘re still married! Don‘t tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.) 《 Friends》第六季 10 Ending Credits [Scene: The hallway, Joey is ing up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock.] Joey: What are you doing? Chandler: The key‘s stuck in the lock. Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.) Chandler: (trying the handle) It still doesn‘t work. Joey: I‘m not finished. Chandler: Oh. (Joey goes back into the apartmen