【正文】 s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry.s just not a great butt.Joey: Oh, you wouldn39。t want it Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn39。 That was a library card! All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y39。t think so.Ross: Come on, you made coffee! ... Monica: All right, you ready?Rachel: No.mon, you can39。t need my parents, I39。know? Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can39。know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we39。s like that. With feelings.Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.Monica: Big time!Rachel: Want a wedding dress? m a real live boy.39。ll talk later.Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)Joey: That wasn39。re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]Commercial Break[Scene: Monica39。 Oh man, (looks to Chandler)Chandler: Angela39。s Apartment, they39。t there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say?Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I haven39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。 I don39。m divorced!t... it isn39。s such a mess. How did you get through it?Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say herMonica: leg?Paul: (laughing) That39。L39。t want to.Commercial Break[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.re you, uh... what39。m sorry, I didn39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。s a rule or something?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)Chandler: Please don39。 These are a few...Rachel: I39。d have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。re a shoe!39。 Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C39。m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she39。know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 39。t want to be single, okay? I just... I just I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren39。ll never have grandchildren, I39。s my mother, which is veryvery weird, because she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don39。s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I39。s nothing to tell! He39。 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 39。t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren39。t.Ross: No I don39。re hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C39。n39。t invited to the wedding.Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。m sorry. I just don39。re a shoe! You39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。 thing.Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。 Buzz him in!Joey: Who39。t know.)(There39。t be good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:m just gonna hang out here tonight.ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.