【正文】 “What is the longest word in the dictionary? ”The longest word in the dictionary is “smiles”英文字典中最長的字是什麼字？(smiles)[mile在英文是公哩之意]I am the beginning of sorrow,and the end of cannot express happiness without me,yet I am in the midst of am always in risk,yet never in may find me in the sun,but I am never out of I can run but never walk?I have a mouth but never talk?I have a bed but never sleep?I have a head but never weep?River我會動但是不能走路。(服務(wù)生。)[答案是因為他想看到奶油(butter)飛(fly)，英文中的butterfly正好是蝴蝶之意]What keeps your teeth together?？(牙膏)[tooth是牙齒，paste是漿糊]When you hit a ball, you run back to your home, and get do you do?，跑回家，並得到分數(shù)。s favorite road?A dead ？(死路)[骷髏是死者，自然要走死路。]What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?Squash當(dāng)大象行過你的花園時，你會得到什麼蔬菜？(南瓜)[因為在英文中，squash有南瓜及壓碎的意思。]What39。]Where can you always find money when you look for it?In the 『錢』時，哪邊總是能找得到？(字典)[因為字典一定找得到『錢』這個字。通常外國人說某人的小嬰兒都會說a little+對方之姓名，比如a little Johnny指的就是Johnny先生的寶貝嬰兒。t scratch itself?A ，但是卻沒辦法抓癢？(時鐘)What has no skin or bones, yet has four fingers and a thumb?A ，但是卻有四隻手指跟一隻大姆指？(手套) has a who is bigger?The baby, because it is a little Bigger.『比較大』先生有個嬰兒，請問究竟誰比較大？(嬰兒，因為嬰兒是“a little bigger”)[此處借用英文的比較級之副詞修飾語“a little”來比喻。)[英文中的『零錢』與『改變』是同一個字“change”。]How are trees, cars, and elephants alike?They both have a trunk!樹木、車子、大象相同的地方在哪裡？(因為他們都有“trunks”)[因為trunk有樹幹、後車廂、象鼻的意思]How do you catch a monkey?Act like a ？(裝瘋賣傻)[在英文中，go banana有裝瘋賣傻的意思，這個謎語是用猴子愛吃的香蕉影射抓猴子的方法。]What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper?Ruff!Ruff!Ruff!當(dāng)狗坐在砂紙上時，牠會說什麼？[ruff是狗叫的聲音，正好跟英文中的 rough(粗糙的)發(fā)音相同，砂紙給人的感覺就是粗粗的，所以狗坐在上面發(fā)出ruff的聲音就好像在說好粗糙。s a skeleton39。]Why did jack throw butter out of a window?Because he wants to see “butterfly”.杰克為什麼把奶油丟出窗戶？(因為他想看蝴蝶。]I fall in guess one ，請猜一字。每個兄弟都有一個妹妹，請問這個家庭到底有多少小孩子？(11個)[因為大家的妹妹都是同一個]Why is nine afraid of seven?Because seven ate(eight)？(因為七會吃九)[我們數(shù)英文數(shù)字時，是seven, eight, nine，發(fā)音上有點像seven ate(吃的過去式，音同eight)nine。我有頭但不能哭。拖把第二篇：英語中英文對照Three Days to See Helen KellerAll of us have read thrilling stories in which the hero had only a limited and specified time to it was as long as a year。當(dāng)然，我所指的是有權(quán)作出選擇的自由人，不是那些活動范圍受到嚴格限制的死囚。當(dāng)然，有這樣一些人奉行享樂主義的座右銘——吃喝玩樂，但是大多數(shù)人卻不能擺脫死亡來臨的恐懼。我們很少會考慮它，日子一天天過去，好像沒有盡頭。對于那些成年致盲或失陪的人來說尤其如此。黑暗將使他更珍惜光明；沉寂將教他知道聲音的樂趣。如不是我早已習(xí)慣了這樣的回答，我也許不會輕易相信，因為很久以前我就相信了有眼人看不見什么。春天里我滿懷著希望觸摸著樹枝尋找新芽，那是大自然冬眼后醒來的第一個征象。對我來說，滿地厚厚的松針和松軟的草坪比奢華的波斯地毯更惹人喜愛?？上У氖悄切┯醒劬Φ娜朔置骺吹胶苌?，整個世界繽紛的色彩和萬物的活動都被認為是理所當(dāng)然。it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees。如此銳氣，二十后生而有之，六旬男子則更多見。Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being39。人人心中皆有一臺天線，只要你從天上人間接受美好、希望、歡樂、勇氣和力量的信號，你就青春永駐，風(fēng)華常存。mentl] , 性情的,性格的， [pri39。sinisiz?m] A Forever FriendA friend walk in when the rest of the world walks in life,You find a special friend。re down,and the world seems dark and empty,Your forever friend lifts you up in spirits and makes that dark and empty worldsuddenly seem bright and forever friend gets you through the hard times,the sad times,and the confused you turn and walk away,Your forever friend follows,If you lose you way,Your forever friend guides you and cheers you forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be if you find such a friend,You feel happy and plete,Because you need not worry,Your have a forever friend for life,And forever has no 別人都走開的時候，朋友仍與你在一起。他會讓你確信，真的有一扇不加鎖的門，在等待著你去開啟。你轉(zhuǎn)身走開時，真正的朋友會緊緊相隨，你迷失方向時，真正的朋友會引導(dǎo)你，鼓勵你。第三篇：英語演講稿（中英文對照）[dvnews_page]IfThereWereNoAfterLife翻譯：北京外國語大學(xué)北戴河外語培訓(xùn)基地副校長張寶丹Whetherthere’safterlife,。他們可能在意身后的英名，他們可能留戀后代的親情，但他們不寄希望于來世。在那未知而飄渺的世界，有天堂，有地獄，有神族，有仙界，有菩薩、有佛祖。但我不禁要問：如果沒有來世，你們會不會一樣行善、修德呢？如果神靈看不見，你們是否也會公正無私呢？如果不是為了解脫他人和服務(wù)大眾才去修行，如果僅僅是為了自己將來托生好才去行善，是否有些自私呢？比較起來，那些不相信來世而又堅持行善的人，則應(yīng)該是最真、最誠的大善。我有那么多的理想，我有那么多的心愿，我有那么多的奢望，我有那么多的遺憾，我有那么多的牽掛，我有那么多的雄心壯志，如果沒有來世，那就一切皆空了。s lair?[中文]：不入虎穴,焉得虎子.[出處]：中國諺語[英文]：He that would eat the fruit must climb the tree.[中文]：想吃果子就得上樹.[英文]：You ca