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【正文】 me? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。ve been looking at you for two : It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: ’t waste my time!Please pay the tax10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?!My had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don39。Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, one, want one, want : Hi, Dabao: : What a familiar : It’s you!Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax : 10 years past, you still sell is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of : 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years : Thank SARS, no dirtiness。re the loveliest people in new century!Dabao: Thank you!And you 39?！澳惘偭藛?？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。A:Waiter there39。s not that hot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。A:Waiter there39。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。永：morning，：morning,Cassie。s ：look!he is getting close to ：young 39。m pretty ,look at me and talk to can’t believe you3
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