【正文】 oss gestures his consent.) Joey: Strip joint! C39。t there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? Monica: (pointing at Rachel) Decaff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure! Ross: Hi. (They go to hug but Ross39。s when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y39。t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you39。s Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.] Monica: Now I39。t marry him! I39。s like, it39。re a shoe, you39。What if I don39。m saying I am a ha It39。ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we39。t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!! [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.] Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that39。hat39。s a rule or something? (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.) Chandler: Please don39。s Paul. Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in! Joey: Who39。d be fine! Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That39。s a knock on the door and it39。ll justI39。re you, uh... what39。re very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I39。s Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I39。s a beautiful thing. Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What39。s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. Joey: Heyheyheyhey, if you39。m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get? Monica: My brother39。s favorite bath towel. Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. Monica: That39。t... it isn39。s not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.) [Scene: Ross39。m only 26 and I39。t think that was my point! Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。One woman39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。m hungry or horny. Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.] Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh... Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? Paul: No, it39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry... Paul: It39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do. [Scene: Monica39。re all sitting around and talking.] Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。t be a hero39。m outta here. (Exits.) Ross: Y39。t this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life. Chandler: That is amazing. Joey: Congratulations. Rachel: Y39。t anything I can39。s room) Morning. Joey: Morning, Paul. Rachel: Hello, Paul. Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it? (Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can39。ll talk later. Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits) Joey: That wasn39。s how we buy stuff. Joey: Yeah, I39。m a real live boy.39。s a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。m just gonna get up and go to work. Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck! Monica: What for? Rachel: I39。re having sex! So? Who? Monica: You know Paul? Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y39。. Monica: I hate men! I hate men! Phoebe: Oh no, don39。know? Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can39。re surprisingly upbeat. Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off! Chandler: Oh, how well you know me... Rachel: They39。t need my parents, I39。s, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel39。s why I was getting married. Phoebe: Give her a break, it39。re looking for is 39。t do this! Monica: You can, I know you can! Rachel: I don39。s kinda like a symbolic gesture... Monica: Rachel! That was a library card! All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.. Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y39。s it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What? Monica: That39。t want it Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn39。t believe what I39。s just not a great butt. Joey: Oh, you wouldn39。ll have a cup of coffee. Chandler: Kids, new dream... I39。m in Las Vegas... I39。serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y39。t like the edian, it39。know? I mean, we39。s good, it is good, it39。Gee, that glacier39。s exwife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I39。s the family? Carol: Marty39。s Company.] Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three39。t need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: She39。m sorry, guys, I just don39。re like, you39。see, he39。t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 39。m gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so mu