【正文】 How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）(J與MS混戰(zhàn)，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)(J將MS胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，關(guān)切地問):Honey,how are you? L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!Jon’t cry ’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)可能人物是多了點(diǎn)，但是是很不錯(cuò)的劇本，你不妨去樂知網(wǎng)看看，也許有你要的東西Cocky Rooster Long, long ago, there was a beautiful was very proud of his his friends were out collecting food for winter, he just slept or sang soon, winter came...What happened? 劇中角色： Rooster Horse Frog Bee Woodpecker 劇本提供：北京市北師大實(shí)驗(yàn)小學(xué) 劉源源老師楊麗霞老師 Scene One Horse: Oh, spring, spring is 39。ll thread ：(拿起槍)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so ：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(邊跑邊說)Help!Don’t shot me!Hunter：（開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf：(應(yīng)聲倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》 Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(Jf or short)劉蘭芝 Lunch(Lf or short)焦母Johnny’s mother(JM fors hort)劉母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)強(qiáng)盜Burglars(AB and C)Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)J: Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is WuSong.(指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)I’m not afraid of you!(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,J接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than this I do not only want her to be tender than she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),JM作竊聽狀)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(對門內(nèi))Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautifulgraceful and dearest motherinlaw”.L: most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy?? L:But??JM:Never interrupt me!L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and??JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your ’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2(LM坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)L:Mum,I’m back!LM:You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to at yourself?? L:But,mum??LM:Never interrupt me!L:Mum,I’m not interrupting just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me (大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(驚愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(邊走邊道)unch!Lunch!Where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下)Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has have to cook for my mother and (上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is is a nice girl,go and take her back!J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)C:If you want to go by this street(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)ABamp。 ll eat ??（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look!6 little baby Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, Ducks：Goodbye．第三場：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個(gè)哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。地點(diǎn)：六一班教室活動(dòng)要求本活動(dòng)人數(shù)為8人，無特殊情況，每次由教師帶隊(duì)開展活動(dòng)。（3）熟悉課文，創(chuàng)作課本劇。，為學(xué)生提供自我展示的舞臺(tái)，培養(yǎng)學(xué)生英語語言的實(shí)踐能力和綜合運(yùn)用能力。，培養(yǎng)學(xué)生對英語及英語學(xué)習(xí)的興趣。（2）播放英語課本劇的視頻，學(xué)會(huì)欣賞?；顒?dòng)時(shí)間及地點(diǎn)時(shí)間：每周五二節(jié)課后。第二篇：小學(xué)英語課本劇劇本小學(xué)英語課本劇劇本第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(媽媽拿著一個(gè)籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進(jìn)來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is are some apples and bananas fo