【正文】 ng warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of it will be sometimes very causes “ global warming”? people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the causes global are you know what will happen with the global warming? ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with will have no places to , we don’t want that will sould we do to stop “Global warming”? think we can protect the environment from can plant trees we are protecting the environment, we are saving , we can’t only speak but not do us go planting , teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s treeplanting day!!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the ．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! is hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the the class is over byebye students! .（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are coworker of a day they are talking in the : Bingo!I finally finish this is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a : Me always get so busy in this have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very do you think he will feel when he es back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a : Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are ’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my miss German food!Ca: so do much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food you have any remendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best : You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wingamp。她發(fā)現(xiàn)，人人都有雙香腳。國(guó)王和王后陛下非常擔(dān)心自己的女兒。 Queen: Yes!It’s our : Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so can’t breathe and I want to amp。t need any reason to win a 39。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese ：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming is a brand new product of Unilever （激動(dòng)）：Slimming減食療法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎??荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for （撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,：Hero, we have already reached Yishui ：Just stop here, , my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love ：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂(流淚)：I love you spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛(ài)著你，選自《飄》)妻子： a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for （欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號(hào)沉船時(shí)，Jack對(duì)Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“妻子:”I will never let go, 39。let’s go!Y: Ok, Let’s go!(To be continued…)。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去妻子：It’s a good day to e ?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào)，阿三接手機(jī))： Thank you very soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.第五篇：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本(修改版)搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《西門(mén)吹雪與葉孤城》搞笑5人劇本《西門(mén)吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門(mén)吹雪葉孤城花滿樓打更的太監(jiān)旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干?！短┨鼓峥颂?hào)》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個(gè)美女——此時(shí)一個(gè)中國(guó)古典美女經(jīng)過(guò)，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, ma