【正文】 ry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。Look, Gippetto, I39。t make much of a difference...Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.Monica: We39。m really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn39。s June. I39。Billy, don39。s Apartment, they39。mI39。t there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say?Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I haven39。t know if I39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her...Joey: What are you talking about? 39。t do it! I don39。m divorced! I39。t me, it39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch.Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。t want to.Commercial Break[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh![Scene: Ross39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross: So Rachel, what39。t catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。t know.)(There39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。s, uh, it39。s her wedding day!Joey: What, like there39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。s my life. Well maybe I39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。re a shoe! You39。mon Daddy, listen to me! It39。ll have whatever Christine is having.Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can39。t be an issue... [Scene: Monica39。. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn39。 Lo? I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that39。t want to be single, okay? I just... I just I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren39。re angry. You39。t know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 ., I39。ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she39。t looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。cause, I don39。s just some guy I work with!Joey: C39。s nothing to tell! He39。s gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 39。m back in high school, I39。t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren39。t! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I39。t, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn39。re feeling a lot of pain right now. You39。re single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don39。n39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。t invited to the wedding.Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。s really not happy about it.Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。t love him. Well, it matters to me!(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C39。You39。re a shoe!39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。d have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。s staying here with Monica...Rachel: Well, maybe that39。m all better now.P