【正文】 Clemens(November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910)was an American humorist, satirist, lecturer and writer, better known by the pen name Mark was born in Florida, Missouri and brought up in Hannibal, his father39。We also follow the honor of the ：可我沒有零錢呀！Me: I did not change ah!老板：噢，看您說的，依你的財富，像我們這樣的小店，開100都綽綽有余呀！Boss: Oh, look at you say, depending on your wealth, small shops like ours, are more than enough to open 100 ah!何必把您的珍貴的大腦放在這樣的小事上，那完全是我們的罪過了。s experience, a wrong can not be blurred to such an clothes ah!我：不，我覺得這很好了。Clerk: I do not hurt people39。I had no belt ：噢，你沒有帶零錢？ Clerk: Oh, you do not bring change? 對了，當然，你這樣子像帶了的？ Yes, of course, brought you this way like it? 我想象得到，像你這樣的紳士身上只會帶大票子。第二篇：百萬英鎊劇本百萬英鎊劇本Into the clothing store, waiter, the boss on)我：我馬上就要時正式職員了，可不能象現(xiàn)在這樣破爛。Brother B: Not a moment Henry: This is Brother A: It’s not is money in ，里面是錢啊。Brother A: Please don’t him the ，給你封信Brother B: I’m just telling about is an ，給你。Brother B: Go 看向食物、接著說Henry: Where I say我說到哪了Brother B: You were sailing out of the Bay你出海Henry: Oh, , to the dusk I found myself in the stick of westerly gale I did the only things I could and run before it all night對，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我我置身西風的漩渦中，我做了唯一能做的事，天色全黑之前，使勁的劃。 s your plan, sir您有何計劃？Brother A: One thing at a time Olive一次問一件事Henry: Well, I can 39。Henry: Thank Brother A: You are an American ?你是美國人？？Henry: That 39。讓我為您引路。The young gentleman, A: Thanks with do .?James 沒你的事了。 s New Brother A: How well do you know London您了解倫敦嗎？Henry: Not at all, sir，不太了解。 t say that I have a plan and I hope to find ，想找份工作。Next morning, I was just giving up myself for lost and i spot by a brigBrother B: Great!What Henry: Great? It39。Henry: For me?給我的？Brother A: For youh要打開信是的。Henry : Listen I don’t your charity and I just want a ，我想要一份工作。Me: I formally staff soon, and can not be broken as they are now.（走到一個老板旁邊）(A boss walked beside)我：有沒有作的不合適被顧客退回來的服裝？I: There was no inappropriate for the customer to return to the clothes?（老板用極其輕蔑的眼神看他）(Boss with the most contemptuous look to see him)（走到一個店員旁）(Go near a shop assistant)店員：等一會兒，馬上就來。I imagine that a gentleman like you who will bring great ：朋友，你對外地人不能總是只認衣衫不認人。s means, but, for you have just accused, I must tell you, have you concluded that I can not break your body just take the money, you will not have to worry about ，我們找的開。Me: No, I think this ：看，再有風度的紳士面對這樣不可容忍的錯誤也是會感到氣惱的，您消氣，我?guī)闳タ?，來，快脫下身上這身破爛吧，將他扔進垃圾堆，或者一把火把他燒掉，不，還是留著它，讓我供著，一個懷揣百萬的富豪曾經(jīng)穿過它，噢，太榮幸了，讓我量量，噢，看看，多好的身材，穿什么衣服都合身，來看看，蝙蝠俠披風，不好？ Boss: Look, again bearing the face of such a gentleman would feel intolerable error is angry, and you cool down, I39。Why put your brain on this precious little things, it is in our ，就算忘了，也是不要緊的，能看見您這樣的紳士，我活了一生也就沒有遺憾了。s death in 1847, he was apprenticed to a printer and wrote for his brother39。 Oliver).As a matter of fact, the brothers had made a bet, if a poor, honest and clever people who e knocking on the door received the one million pounds, what will be happening to his life? The elder brother think that he would starve to death because he could not prove that the money belongs to him, will be arousing others’ suspicion, and even the banks do not let him deposit the the contrary, the younger brother believes that he would live in a very good the brothers lend the one million pounds to Henry Adams, and spent 30 days then on, Henry Adams bees a bright focus of the moneypriority , the lucky young man experiences two sharply different treatments in the tailor the ball, people from every social class try every chance to show their friendship and flattery to the new never has the chance to spend a penny because