【正文】 illiam: Come, let me show you, the roof. Nick: An elevator? Squilliam: Watch your step. (Squilliam opens the elevator, then they step inside, and press the button that says Roof) This may take a while. Just sit back and relax. (water fills some of the eleveator) Nick: What the? A whirl pool bath elevator? Squilliam: I brought some soap. (They then get to the roof) All ashore. Wele, to my roof top garden. Romantic grotto, sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall, and, my personal favorite, a 130 foot long sculpture of my unibrow. Nick: It39。t it? Nick: Well, I have to say Squilliam, and I think that i39。s simply glorious! Squilliam: It certainly is, Nicky. Nick: It39。s house) Squidward: Hey, that39。m Nicholas Whithers, and here next to me is Squilliam Fancyson. Squilliam: Hello, peasants. (Squidward is angry) Nick: Let me start, with saying what a lovely facade you have, Mr. Fancyson. Squilliam: Why thank you, Nick. Nick: And you39。t happen to be watching House Fancy, would you? Squidward: I was, until you called. Squilliam: Well Squiddy, I enjoy our chat, but my catered lunch awaits. And you know how hard being fabulous is on an empty stoumach. (laughs) Squidward: Wait, why did you ask me if I was watching House Fancy? Nick: Sorry Squilliam, but we39。s show will be none other than... (Squidward39。s Regular 109 Boating Buddies The Krabby Kronicle 110 The Slumber Party Grooming Gary 111 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One 112 Porous Pockets Choir Boys 113 Krusty Krushers The Card 114 Dear Vikings Ditchin 115 Grandpappy the Pirate Cephalopod Lodge 116 Squid39。s Visit To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants 117 Shuffleboarding Professor Squidward 118 Pet or Pests Komputer Overload 119 Gullible Pants Overbooked 120 No Hat for Pat Toy Store of Doom 101 *House Fancy*Dialogue(Episode starts at Squidward39。s phone rings) Squidward: Oh. (Squidward walks up to the phone. Then says hello39。ve gotta get back to the show. Squiward: Who39。re house doesn39。s no better than my house! (goes up, revealing that it is much larger than Squidward39。s like I39。m speaking for all of our viewers out there when I say this you, are truly a fancy man. Squilliam: Well, of all this gushing perfectly deserved. (Squidward is still angry) And now, i39。s huge, and lifelike! Squilliam: If you look closely, you39。s for you. Nick: Hello. Hello. (talks on phone) Hello. Squidward: Hello, my name is Squidward Tentacles, and my house is far fancier than that slob Squilliam39。s a stain on the rug! (it was the tea stain from earlier) I39。ll just use this painting to cover it up. Perfect. (screams again, because there is a faded spot where the painting was) Oh no! (looks at the time) I39。Mucho prendo, Se241。t care! Just use this paint to cover up that faded spot on the wall right there. Don39。t move it until I say... (SpongeBob moves it on his foot) OW! Okay, it39。Cause you keep saying OW! (Squidward screams, and lifts it up) Squidward: I don39。re all ready here! Go get a vaccum and clean up all the sofa bits. I39。m going to need some extra power. (SpongeBob struggles to flip the switch, and the switch breaks. The vaccum goes haywire, and vaccums up a rug, a plant, a sculpture of Squidward, then the sofa, then the book case, then everything else) Squidward: Okay SpongeBob, I finished... What the? (everything in Squidward39。s Patrick) Patrick: Who39。t go in there for a couple days. Or weeks. (Squidward39。 (walks away, and the vaccum then sucks it up. SpongeBob is eating a chocolate bar) SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. (the vaccum says that it39。s take a look. (both are shocked because of Squidward39。s house will be featured in an hour long, mercial free House Fancy special, and Squidward will be crowned House Fancy prince, of the year! In honor which, was originally to be bestowed on Squilliam, but now isn39。ll let you peek at our number one inmate. (He begins to whisper... you see them walk into a huge room that the floor is just a thin line and a huge jail cell in the middle of it.) He39。s why we keep him behind these impenatratable 6inch steel doors. (While he says that, he knocks on the door and the door opens.) Of course, it helps to lock it. (They both run into the cell.) He39。 the moustache then jumps off of the guy39。ve been in stir. Karen: Get out! (Literally kicks Plankton out of the Chum Bucket.) And stay out! You two time loser! Plankton: After everything I39。ve had any good times. SpongeBob: (SpongeBob39。s song and then talks during the Then I mis some of... line.) He39。m done, I chop up some Gahh! (Plankton runs from the knife being tossed on the ground. The song ends.) Are you out of your mind? Er, I mean, that was a delightful song you were singing. SpongeBob: Thanks, Plankton. (SpongeBob waves at Plankton) Mr. Krabs makes me censor out all the patty ingredients from my lyrics. Plankton: Oh, that39。m not trying to steal the patty formula! SpongeBob: (SpongeBob points at Plankton.) You want me to... join your band! Plankton: What band? I don39。s go get our band together! (Scene changes to in front of Squidward39。s your news? Patrick: (Both calm down.) I found out where boogers e from. (Patrick whispers into SpongeBob39。re gonna be famous! (SpongeBob hugs Patrick while still holding onto the guitar, and they hear Squidward laughing. Squidward walks towards them and talks.) Squidward: Give me a break. You don39。 dressing all in black, wearing boots covered in spikes, (as he continues, he imagine that it39。s garage. We see SpongeBob in an 8039。t e off.) SpongeBob: Man, how39。t you ing to band practice? Squidward: Are you kidding? I39。m on it. (It shows Patrick making a fire under his seat to keep it warm. Plankton finally es in the garage. He39。s kind of vague and mysterious. Pat