【正文】 i know what makes you a boy. you do? 17 我知道你為什么是男孩子 真的？ 你的光頭 噢，沒(méi)錯(cuò) 它真的好光滑 我有時(shí)候看著它 想象會(huì)有小雞破殼而出 晚安，艾格尼絲 永遠(yuǎn)不要長(zhǎng)大 蒂姆，發(fā)型不錯(cuò) 多尼，堅(jiān)持住，快到周五了 your bald head. oh, yes. it39。s go to bed. good night, Edith. good night, Margo. whoa, whoa, whoa. hold the horses. who are you texting? no one. Just my friend Avery. avery. Avery? Is that a girl39。s got Gruties! scared? Of what? Women? no! That39。t be saying this, but your work as a villain was kind of amazing. so, if you ever wanna get back to doing 14 但是你壞蛋當(dāng)?shù)猛Σ诲e(cuò)的 如果你想干一番大事業(yè) 給我們打電話(huà) 嘿，我讓你們上床睡覺(jué)啦 噢，對(duì)不起 那么，你什么時(shí)候去約會(huì)？ 什么？ 我記得吉莉安小姐說(shuō)要幫你安排約會(huì)呢 她是個(gè)瘋子，我才不會(huì)去赴約 為什么？你害怕了？ 嘿，你們?cè)陔娨暽峡吹窃铝藛幔? something awesome, give us a call. hey, I told you guys to get to bed. oh, sorry. so, when you going on your date? what? remember, Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you. yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I39。m a father now. and a legitimate businessman. i am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies. Jams and jellies? 13 果醬和果凍？ 噢！什么態(tài)度！對(duì)！ 多謝，不麻煩了 我還有條建議 你們不應(yīng)該把人家電暈再綁架 也許你可以打電話(huà)！ 日安，綿羊翹臀先生 拉姆斯伯屯 哦，好的，也沒(méi)好多少 你好 呃，也許我不該說(shuō) oh, attitude! that39。t care. hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX, a transmutation serum. 11 一種變形血清 你可能會(huì)問(wèn)，什么是 PX？ 很可怕，看 這樣的兔子可不多見(jiàn) 如你所見(jiàn)， PX血清落入壞人手中 就成了地球上最具破壞力的武器 幸運(yùn)的是，它的化學(xué)痕跡非常獨(dú)特 依賴(lài)最先進(jìn)的化學(xué)追蹤技術(shù) 我們?cè)谔焯觅?gòu)物中心找到了這種痕跡 購(gòu)物中心？ 沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我們認(rèn)為 what is PX, you ask? mmm, it39。re well aware of that, mr. Gru. that39。d do it again in a heartbeat. i am not gonna lie, i enjoyed that. every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually. that39。s, go crazy. good boy! mr. Gru? i didn39。t that important to her... no, Jills, that is not happening. seriously, I39。s really you, Gru. i39。s the fairy princess! She39。m begging you. you know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, you crusher of little girls39。 《卑鄙的我》 都三周了，我們還是沒(méi)有進(jìn)展 好吧，拉他入伙！ 是，先生 這是最棒的聚會(huì)！ 噢！不！有條龍闖進(jìn)來(lái)了！ 別害怕，勇敢的騎士來(lái)救我們了 不不，什么意思，她不來(lái)了？ 我的后院現(xiàn)在到處都是小姑娘 她們正盼著仙子來(lái)呢 three weeks, and we39。re still no closer to cracking this. right, bring him in! yes, sir. this is the best party ever! oh, no! a dragon is approaching! fear not, for here e the gallant knights to save us. no, no, no. What do you mean she39。 dreams! when39。s ing! look! it is I, Gruzinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! and I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! how e you39。m just pretending for the other kids. hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party! hello, Jillian. so, I39。m fine. okay, fine, fet Natalie. how about my cousin Linda? no! oh! Oh! I know someone whose husband just died... i39。t... what? Yes? hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. sorry, you39。s enough, Agent Wilde. sorry, sir. okay, this is bogus! i don39。s why we brought you here. i am the League39。s pretty bad. Look. huh, you usually don39。s right! so, thanks, but no thanks. and here39。m not going on any date. why not? Are you scared? hey, did you guys see the Moon landing on TV? yeah, I can39。s bonkers! i just have no interest in going on a date that39。s name or a boy39。s really smooth. sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. good night, Agnes. never get older. hey, Tim, nice haircut! donnie, hang in there, baby! it39。s horrible, isn39。s not good! listen, Gru. there39。s what I live for. i mean, don39。ve had an offer of employment elsewhere. dr. Nefario! e on, you39。威利斯 美國(guó)演員，光頭 不像 漢普蒂s time for you to get out there. no! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! 23 沒(méi)事，很好玩的 你也該出去玩玩了 不行！住手！ 沒(méi)有人要出去玩玩！絕不！ 噢，好吧，現(xiàn)在來(lái)宣布消息 我接受了一份新工作 哇，真的嗎？ 我被一個(gè)絕密組織錄用了 暗中保護(hù)世界！ 你要當(dāng)間諜了？ 沒(méi)錯(cuò)，寶貝！ oh! Okay, now for the announcement. i have accepted a new job. whoa! Really? yes, I have been recruited by a topsecret agency to go undercover and save the world! you39。t go nuts with the sprinkles! i wasn39。ll let you get it. 25 好了，我來(lái)弄 越弄越多了 好了，我來(lái)弄！住手！ 那就讓你弄吧 你剛才也看到了 我現(xiàn)在有新招數(shù)了 結(jié)合了柔道，防身術(shù) 阿茲泰克格斗術(shù)和小丑舞 好吧，真奇怪，你在這干什么？ 塞拉斯的任務(wù)啊，我是你的搭檔 耶！ yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new i39。m your new partner. yay! what? No, no yay. ramsbottom didn39。m sorry. i sho