【正文】
扇公主上場(chǎng),音樂(lè)響起)鐵扇公主正獨(dú)自在屋子里唱歌(from this moment on)鐵:what a beautiful girl!悟空做敲門(mén)動(dòng)作,音樂(lè)停鐵:who is it?悟空:your favorite,周杰倫(音樂(lè):雙節(jié)棍),悟空跳起來(lái)鐵:Oh. Come in please (悟空進(jìn)來(lái),鐵山公主,環(huán)看悟空,然后開(kāi)始捶打悟空)鐵:are you 周杰倫?bad monkey,you cheat me悟空:(轉(zhuǎn)圈跑)please don’t,嫂子,I beg you,could you borrow me 扇子??此麄冋谟懻撊绾涡菹缁鹧嫔降幕鹉奶粕篍mitofo,do you know where we are now?八戒:I know,I know。This is 火焰山。(悟空抱住鐵扇的腿)鐵:哼,no. why I will do that?悟空:please,嫂子。)brother monkey,you must be tired,I help you take 扇子猴哥:ok, here you are 豬:Haha, foolish