【正文】 此資料由網(wǎng)絡收集而來，如有侵權(quán)請告知上傳者立即刪除。資料共分享，我們負責傳遞知識。喜劇天王金凱瑞在瑪赫西管理大學2020年畢業(yè)典禮英語演講稿　　Thank you Bevan, thank you all!
　　I brought one of my paintings to show you today. Hope you guys are gonna be able see it amp。rsquo。s not one of my bigger pieces. You might wanna move down front 。 to get a good look at it. (kidding)
　　Faculty, Parents, Friends, Dignitaries... Graduating Class of 2020, and all the dead baseballplayers ing out of the corn to be with us today. (laughter) After the harvest thereamp。rsquo。s noplace to hide 。 the fields are empty 。 there is no cover there! (laughter)
　　I am here to plant a seed that will inspire you to move forward in life with enthusiastic heartsand a clear sense of wholeness. The question is, will that seed have a chance to take root, or willI be sued by Monsanto and forced to use their seed, which may not be totally “。Ayurvedic.”。 (laughter)
　　Excuse me if I seem a little low energy tonight 。 today 。 whatever this is. I slept with myhead to the North last night. (laughter) Oh man! Oh man! You know how that is, right kids?Woke up right in the middle of Pitta and couldnamp。rsquo。t get back to sleep till Vata rolled around, but Ididnamp。rsquo。t freak out. I used that time to eat a large meal and connect with someone special onTinder. (laughter)
　　Life doesnamp。rsquo。t happen to you, it happens for you. How do I know this? I donamp。rsquo。t, but Iamp。rsquo。m makingsound, and thatamp。rsquo。s the important thing. Thatamp。rsquo。s what Iamp。rsquo。m here to do. Sometimes, I think thatamp。rsquo。sone of the only things that are important. Just letting each other know weamp。rsquo。re here, remindingeach other that we are part of a larger self. I used to think Jim Carrey is all that I was...
　　Just a flickering light
　　A dancing shadow
　　The great nothing masquerading as something you can name
　　Dwelling in forts and castles made of witches amp。ndash。 wishes! Sorry, a Freudian slip there
　　Seeking shelter in caves and foxholes, dug out hastily
　　An archer searching for his target in the mirror
　　Wounded only by my own arrows
　　Begging to be enslaved
　　Pleading for my chains
　　Blinded by longing and tripping over paradise amp。ndash。 can I get an “。Amen”。?! (applause)
　　You didnamp。rsquo。t think I could be serious did yaamp。rsquo。? I donamp。39。t think you understand who youamp。39。re dealingwith! I have no limits! I cannot be contained because Iamp。rsquo。m the container. You canamp。rsquo。t containthe container, man! You canamp。rsquo。t contain the container! (laughter)
　　I used to believe that who I was ended at the edge of my skin, that I had been given this littlevehicle called a body from which to experience creation, and though I couldnamp。rsquo。t have asked for asportier model, (laughter) it was after all a loaner and would have to be returned. Then, Ilearned that everything outside the vehicle was a part of me, too, and now I drive aconvertible. Top down wind in my hair! (laughter)
　　I am elated and truly, truly, truly excited to be present and fully connected to you at thisimportant moment in your journey. I hope youamp。rsquo。re ready to open the roof and take it all in?! (audience doesnamp。rsquo。t react) Okay, four more years then! (laughter)
　　I want to thank the Trus