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【正文】 s”Xiao Ming:“ you know what teachers do in the shells?”Xiaohua:“ piano.”音樂課上 老師彈了一首貝多芬的曲子小明問小華:“你懂音樂嗎?”小華:“是的”小明:“那你知道老師在彈什麼嗎?”小華: “鋼琴。”Traveler: Can I catch the three o39。clock train to Toronto?Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can left fifteen minutes :我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?售票員:那得看你跑得有多快?;疖?5分鐘前開出。第三篇:小學生英語故事演講(小笑話)Hello,everyone,My name is XXX , XXXX is my English ’m in Class(班級)X,Grade(年級) I will tell you a little funny story and I hope you guys like it!It calls“a nice man”.A man is walking along the street when he sees a woman carrying a is half in and half out of her is a nice man, so he goes up to the woman and says, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”“That’s so kind of you, I’m having a lot of trouble with it.” the woman man says, “Together we’ll soon move it.”.For a few minutes the man and the woman try their they are tired.“Let’s rest for a minute.” the man few minutes later, the man says, “l(fā)et’s try you ready?” They push the box again.“one, two, three!” the man last, when they are very tired, the man says, “it’s too hard, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”The woman cries.“I’m trying to get it in!” Thanks for your listening!大家好,我的名字是XXX,XXXX是我的英文名字。我是X年X班的。今天我要給你們講一個有趣的故事,希望你們喜歡!它叫“好人”一個男人在街上走著,他看見一個女人拿著一個箱子。箱子一半在她的車里,一半在她的車外。他是個好人,所以他走到女人跟前說:“讓我?guī)湍隳媚莻€盒子,它看起來很重?!薄澳阏媸翘昧?,這個箱子帶給我很多麻煩
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