【正文】 our servants are also energysaving and ：就是因為用這個香，多少人說我奢侈，可后宮的人都知道妹妹才是勤儉持家的好女人，妹妹不僅用東西節(jié)儉，就連身邊的傭人長得也節(jié)能減排。ZhenHuan: Thanks for your Bi is my personal can do almost the day, she is a guard and she is a maid at It is true there is nothing in this world that Huanbi can not do.(轉(zhuǎn)頭向浣碧)I mand you to take this handkerchief to the emperor and tell him that I miss ：姐姐過獎了，浣碧是我的貼身陪嫁，日夜兼用型，白天是侍衛(wèi)，晚上是宮女，正所謂浣碧會武術(shù)，誰也擋不住。去把這帕子交予皇上，告訴他本宮想他了。Maidservant: Your Majesty, this is the list of the beautiful girls under the ：娘娘，這是臺下漂亮女生的名單。HuaFei: Beautiful girls…h(huán)ey, their names are good, I will reward them ：漂亮女生，（名字）哎呦，名字都不錯呢，本宮統(tǒng)統(tǒng)都有賞。Maidservant: What does Empress reward them? 宮女：敢問娘娘賞什么呢？HuaFei: Yizhanghong！華妃：一杖紅。Maidservant: Yes?。ㄖ柑O(jiān)）Here！(太監(jiān)上臺，參見娘娘)Give each of them Yizhanghong！宮女：是，來人，（太監(jiān)上臺，參見娘娘）一杖紅Eunuch: Yes sir！太監(jiān)：嗻ZhenHuan: You are really generous！甄嬛：姐姐是真大方呀。HuaFei: Yeah，would you have one, too？華妃：一杖紅說給就給，要不給你也來一套？ZhenHuan: No, I ‘m afraid I don’t have this ：不用了，嬪妾怕是無福消受呀。HuanBi: To inform my young master, the Emperor wants you to serve him go back and get prepared 浣碧：啟稟娘娘，皇上今天翻的是您的綠頭牌，快回去準(zhǔn)備侍寢吧。ZhenHuan: I got am so sorry that I have to take a if You don’t want the crow’sfeet emerging behind your ear, just go back earlier and me, I gotta go!甄嬛：知道了，下去吧。姐姐真是對不住了，嬪妾要去沐浴更衣了，你也早點回去休息吧，看你的魚尾紋都已經(jīng)長到耳朵丫子上去了。告辭。第三幕Maidservant: This zhenhuan always wants to be your equals by relying on the emperor’s is too ignorant!宮女：這個菀嬪仗著皇上的寵幸就想和娘娘平起平坐，真是不知好歹。HuaFei: I have no way that the emperor is so partial to know，The emperor bought her a new iphone5 just because of her sweet I asked for iphone5 , I got five bags of apple instead.（提五袋蘋果）I am really so so ：皇上寵她我有什么辦法，這不是iphone又出新品了嘛，她說了兩句皇上就給她買了個蘋果五代，我也跟皇上要蘋果五代，結(jié)果皇上給了我五袋蘋果。Maidservant: OH!My lady!It is fortunate for you to get Red Fuji!I heard that others even can not have it at ：哎呀娘娘，紅富士就不錯了，聽說別的宮里連都用不上。HuaFei: Though I envy her very much, But one thing that makes me happy is that she drank the tea includong the !ha!ha!Let her enjoy it!華妃：皇上寵她我當(dāng)然不高興，不過有一件事挺值得高興的，他畢竟還是喝下了那杯有巴豆的茶，讓她爽去吧。ZhenHuan: Yo, I almost forgot to tell you that I replaced your cup with the croton is in yours…甄嬛：呦，忘了告訴姐姐，你那個杯子讓我換掉了，你喝的才是有巴豆的。HuaFei: I know you are so careful, therefore I put the cup including croton in my side in you will have a ：就知道妹妹謹慎，所以我把杯子事先有毒的放到我這邊，拉稀的還是你。ZhenHuan: You, ：你拉稀。HuaFei: You，華妃：你拉稀。ZhenHuan: It’s ：你拉稀。HuaFei: ：你拉稀。ZhenHuan: You, and your whole family，diarrhea.!甄嬛：你拉稀，你全家都拉稀。HuaFei: Songzhi, tell her which cup including the croton?華妃：松芝告訴他，到底哪杯有巴豆？Maidservant: If you want to know that, I will tell you the put the croton into the both you both of you will have a diarrhea!宮女：既然兩位這么想知道，那我就告訴你們吧，這兩杯呀，我都下了藥。HuaFei: So, you are the spy of the Queen , isn’t it?華妃：你是皇后派來的臥底是不是？Maidservant: Ha ha ha, you’ve got ：哈哈哈，你猜對了。ZhenHuan: Why? Why do you work so hard for the Old Abnormal Queen? 甄嬛：什么，你既然為烏拉那拉宜修那個老變態(tài)賣命。Maidservant: Wow, both of you better save your strength to go to the toilet, and I will go for a reward from the you soon!宮女：呦，兩位還是省省力氣留著茅房里使吧，我要到皇后娘娘那兒領(lǐng)賞了，后會有期。第四幕Eunuch: The emperor is ：皇上駕到。Anling: Your Majesty, Please take care of yourself to avoid catching a ：皇上天寒地凍，仔細傷了龍體。Emperor: It doesn’t ：沒事。Anling: Recently I make a new spice, I think you will like ：臣妾近日新調(diào)了一種香料，相信皇上您會喜歡的。Emperor: Forget to the palace and fetch a sweater for ：不必。你去回宮先拿一件毛衣，然后再來見朕。Anling: Your Majesty......安陵容：皇上……Emperor: Hurry!I am so tired to cope with this kind of ：快去。后宮三千不可少，應(yīng)付起來真煩惱。嬛嬛。Zhen Huan: Silang~ 甄嬛：四郎。Emperor: What39。s wrong with you?皇上：嬛嬛你怎么了？ZhenHuan: Silang, do you have any toilet paper? 甄嬛：四郎，你有手紙嗎？Emperor: ：這個真沒有。ZhenHuan:Silang, I am afraid I can’t serve you tonight, because Huanfei put the croton in my ：四郎，華妃那個毒婦在臣妾的杯子里下了巴豆，恐怕今晚臣妾不能服侍您了。Emperor: Oh, my poor dearling!Huanfei, you are a cruel women!Kneel down right now!皇上：我的小心肝，華妃，你這個惡毒的女人，給我跪下。HuaFei: Your Majesty, how can you blame me? It’s the Queen who poisoned us , and I can’t hold it!Do you have any toilet paper, or… draft paper?(跪下，抱腳)華妃：皇上，你怎么能怪罪臣妾呢，都是皇后派人下的毒，而且臣妾這也hold不住了。皇上有沒有手紙，沒有手紙草紙也行呀。Emperor: None at all!Do you think I will believe you? I know everything your brother does in collusion with it or not I can disthrone your concubines’ position and put you into the Limbo right ：什么紙都沒有。你覺得你說的話朕會信嗎？別以為你和你哥哥后宮官場兩相勾結(jié)的事朕也不知道，信不信朕現(xiàn)在就廢了你的妃位把你打入冷宮。HuaFei: Your Majesty, please don39。t do it!I gotta to have a dragon baby for ：皇上，我還得為你孕育龍種呢。ZhenHuan: Don’t even think about it!Do you know why the emperor gives you Huanyixiang? Because it was put into a lot of musk, and it will makes you , now you just like a barren field that grows are wasting the emperor’s energy.(踢華妃一腳)甄嬛：就憑你想都別想，你知道皇上為什么給你歡宜