【正文】 h a camera crew. (hangs up) Squidward: Two hours? But I haven39。t even got time to wash my hair. (screams) There39。s a stain on the rug! (it was the tea stain from earlier) I39。ll just use this chair to hide it. There we go. Now i39。ll just... (screams again) There39。s a hideous hole in the wall! I39。ll just use this painting to cover it up. Perfect. (screams again, because there is a faded spot where the painting was) Oh no! (looks at the time) I39。ll never get this place in shape in time! (notices SpongeBob in the window) SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me? SpongeBob: Umm... What day is it? Squidward: It39。s the day you go away, and never e back. SpongeBob: But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show? Squidward: How39。d you know about that? SpongeBob: I was spying on you. Squidward: Do you want me to get the cops down here again? Because... (looks at the time again, then sighs) All right, fine. But one slip up, and you are out of here. Comprender? (SpongeBob is behind him) SpongeBob: 161。Mucho prendo, Se241。or Habanero! (Cuts to later) Squidward: All right, first of all: I39。m going to give you something so simple, that a person without a brain could even get it done right. SpongeBob: Well that39。s good, because I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend. Squidward: Really? SpongeBob: No, not really. He traded me these 2 chocolate bars for it. Squidward: I don39。t care! Just use this paint to cover up that faded spot on the wall right there. Don39。t do anything else! SpongeBob: Okay. (SpongeBob picks up the brush, then throws it away and absorbs the paint, then splatters the paint around) Squidward: SpongeBob, what was that noise? (screams) Skin me alive, and drench me in boiling oil! What have you done to my living room? I told you just to paint the faded spot. SpongeBob: Well, it all looked kinda faded. (Squidward growls, then looks at the clock again) Squidward: Never mind! Maybe it won39。t show up on camera. Here, help me move this sofa. SpongeBob: You got it, Squiddy. Where are we moving her to? Squidward: Hang on, i39。m trying to get the grip on the thing. Now don39。t move it until I say... (SpongeBob moves it on his foot) OW! Okay, it39。s on my foot. Now don39。t... (SpongeBob moves it again) OW! SpongeBob: Okay. (moves it again, ripping off Squidward39。s toenail) Squidward: OW! SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I say... (SpongeBob drops it on his foot) OW! Why do you keep moving it? SpongeBob: 39。Cause you keep saying OW! (Squidward screams, and lifts it up) Squidward: I don39。t need you, I can move it myself. (slips on toenail, and trips) SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, you39。re so strong. (there is a crash) And you split your sofa in half. It39。ll be really easy to move now. (doorbell rings) Squidward: Oh no, they39。re all ready here! Go get a vaccum and clean up all the sofa bits. I39。ve gotta run upstairs and dress my wound SpongeBob: Roger! (SpongeBob walks on screen with a vaccum) Okay Squidward, found the vaccum. Squidward? Well i39。ll just vacumm for him. (SpongeBob vaccums a big) Hmm, Squidward39。s house is really messy. I39。m going to need some extra power. (SpongeBob struggles to flip the switch, and the switch breaks. The vaccum goes haywire, and vaccums up a rug, a plant, a sculpture of Squidward, then the sofa, then the book case, then everything else) Squidward: Okay SpongeBob, I finished... What the? (everything in Squidward39。s house is in the vaccum) SpongeBob: Don39。t worry Squidward, i39。ll turn it off. (SpongeBob tries to turn it off, but gets sucked in) Squidward: Come out of there. (doorbell rings again) Uh, hang on please. (Squidward tries to push the bag, and the door bell rings again) Please, just one more minute Nick. (door opens, and it39。s Patrick) Patrick: Who39。s Nick? Sorry Squidward I couldn39。t wait any longer, i39。ve gotta use your toilet. No questions. Thanks. (Patrick runs into the bathroom, struggles, then the toilet flushes, then es out) Phew. I wouldn39。t go in there for a couple days. Or weeks. (Squidward39。s toilet es out of his bathroom groaning) Toilet: Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery. (toilet jumps into Squidward39。s hands) Have mercy on my soul. (toilet dies, then Patrick opens the door again) Patrick: Oh hey Squidward, if you see SpongeBob, can you give him his brain back? I was borrowing it for the weekend. I39。ll just set it here. (Patrick puts his brain on the floor) See ya39。 (walks away, and the vaccum then sucks it up. SpongeBob is eating a chocolate bar) SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. (the vaccum says that it39。s on full capacity) Squidward: Oh no! (Squidward39。s house explodes. Scene then cuts to the House Fancy background, then to Nick) Nick: Hello, and wele back to House Fancy. We39。re arriving at the home of Mr. Squidward Tentacles, who claims his house is far more fancier than that of Squilliam Fancyson. Let39。s take a look. (both are shocked because of Squidward39。s house) Well I, I, I, Well I don39。t know how to say this... Squilliam: Go ahead, say it. Nick: Squidward Tentacles, you seem to have ushered in an entire new era in House Fancyness! Squilliam: Huh? Squidward: I have. I have? Nick: What you have done here harckons back to the lustrious postpimitive movement popularized by famous designer Saul Limpkins. Say, was he a big inspiration for you? Squidward: Why, yes. I39。ve studied him for years. (Squilliam gulps) Nick: I would like to announce, that Squidward39。s house will be featured in an hour long, mercial free House Fancy special, and Squidward will be crowned House Fancy prince, of the year! In honor which, was originally to be bestowed on Squilliam, but now isn39。t. (Squilliam falls) Squidward: Yay! SpongeBob talking and Squilliam crying: Oh, don39。t worry Squilliam, I might be able to get Squidward to help redecorate you