【正文】 ll.　　You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the bluegreen algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.　　Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.　　1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad remendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to ment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.　　2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.　　3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the technomoron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of remendation. (Try to use a spell check please。 I hate having to correct your mistakes.)　　Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of remendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!　　Wishing you a grand and glorious day.　　sincerely,　　外企英文辭職信 篇15Dear　　Writing a letter of resignation might be an unpleasant task, but theres really not that much to it. In its simplest form,you just date your letter of resignation,say when and what youre resigning,sign it, hand it over， and thats it. Five minutes, and youre done.　　Unless you possess the judgment of an attorney and style of a professional writer,dont write much more in your letter of resignation if you wish to use your soontobe exemployer as a reference. Theres really no need to explain your reasons for resigning anyway. For one thing, its really nobodys business but your own. For another, however honorable your reasons may be, its very hard to strike just the right tone in writing.　　For example, if you write in your letter of resignation that youve found a more challenging career opportunity, it implies that youre bored with your current job. If you write that youre having family or health problems,youve just documented that you might be a risky hire. Your words may haunt you down the road, when a potential employer contacts your former employers as references. Your words might also be used as evidence against you, should you sue your former employer for a wrongdoing. For example,if you write that its been a pleasurable experience working there,then later sue your employer,you might have a hard time proving harm.　　In other words, try not to leave anything up to the interpretation （or misinterpretation） of the reader when writing your letter of resignation.sincerely,