【正文】 開(kāi)門(mén)，開(kāi)門(mén)，我還沒(méi)進(jìn)去，真是的！”做公共汽車售票員的妻子說(shuō)：“吵啥吵？坐下一趟吧！”Jokes About Occupational Habits(1)A woman was ing back home with her moment she was inside, the wife, a bus conductor, quickly shut the at the door, the man shouted,“Open up!Open up!I?m still , you…”“Don?t make such a row!Take the next bus!”職業(yè)習(xí)慣笑話（二）某局張局長(zhǎng)突然接到加急電報(bào)。閱畢，張局長(zhǎng)痛不欲生，邊哭邊在電報(bào)回單上簽字。Jokes About Occupational Habits(2)Bureau Chief Zhang suddenly received an extraurgent telegram: mother dead father ill e back reading the message, Zhang was beside himself with streaming down his face, the chief signed the postman took it over and saw that there was only one word“Approved”.職業(yè)習(xí)慣笑話（三）一個(gè)游客乘出租車出游?！鞍。瑢?duì)不起，沒(méi)想到會(huì)嚇著你?！皼](méi)關(guān)系，小小誤會(huì)?！盝okes About Occupational Habits(3)A traveler was sightseeing in a the way he patted the driver on the shoulder to make some , the latter started to scream.“Oh, sorry, I didn?t know I might scare you,” the passenger said apologetically.“It?s all small misunderstanding,” the driver responded.“This is my first day of driving a used to drive a hearse.”本周翻譯練習(xí)內(nèi)容：?Frank Brown has made it.?Frank Brown Dear Editor, After graduation from Searcy High School in 1976 as valedictorian, I began my undergraduate training at Harding the financial resources, I worked three jobs and muted to college from my parents, home northwest of did not have a telephone at that time and had just recently gotten running water into the house from the well car was an old two hundred dollar Cutlass that I would repair to keep the needed transportation。I was not going to let my parents down after the sacrifices that they had made over the was a day in February 1977 that the local radio told of a large approaching ice storm that would put even more ice on the roads than was already decision had to be made for me to miss many classes or try to drive into Searcy and find a place to had my old cutlass, ten dollars and a set of course, my parents were worried that I would be driving the icy roads and going down FourMile were also aware that I could not call them as there was no telephone at our mother asked me that once I made it to Searcy, to stop by the radio station and ask Pat Shourd to have an announcement made over the radio that I had made it safely to do not remember much about that two hour drive to Searcy but I do remember stopping at the radio station and timidly asking mother?s friend to perform this told me that she would do her best and I I started my car towards Harding College listening to the radio, I heard the announcement while driving down Race Street , “Frank Brown has made it.”Before I made it to the Science building at Harding, I had heard the announcement three many times it was repeated, I never knew, but I did know that my parents slept better that night knowing that the Searcy munity had taken care of night, I slept on an old couch at the back of the science building but I did not mind for I never missed a single stayed in Searcy for the next few weeks till the ice melted and the dirt roads were travelable is much that I do not recall from the winter of 1977 but this story has always filled my heart with joy。學(xué)院歷史可追溯到1906年美國(guó)人創(chuàng)辦的湖濱大學(xué)，是當(dāng)時(shí)外國(guó)人在湖南創(chuàng)辦的最早的三所大學(xué)之一。經(jīng)教育部批準(zhǔn)，1999年3月，當(dāng)時(shí)的岳陽(yáng)大學(xué)、岳陽(yáng)師范高等?？茖W(xué)校和岳陽(yáng)教育學(xué)院合并為岳陽(yáng)師范學(xué)院。2006年11月，高標(biāo)準(zhǔn)通過(guò)教育部本科教學(xué)工作水平評(píng)估，評(píng)定等級(jí)為良好。幾代學(xué)院人傳承湖湘文化精髓與先進(jìn)文化思想，踐行“至善窮理”校訓(xùn)和“三個(gè)為本”辦學(xué)理念，堅(jiān)持實(shí)施“嚴(yán)格要求，嚴(yán)格管理”的治校方略，逐步形成了“嚴(yán)謹(jǐn)、和諧、求實(shí)、創(chuàng)新”的優(yōu)良校風(fēng)。等他有所感覺(jué)時(shí)，差點(diǎn)兒就來(lái)不及了。飛機(jī)的墜落把