【正文】 , I will eat a little and lie : 1Look, somebody ate my food2Somebody drank my water3Someone is sleeping now4What a beautiful girl!小矮人睡覺音樂起公主先醒了小矮人醒了對話 5How do you do? : How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too6 wele to our house!7Would you like to live here? : My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let?s go out for our work, byebye, Snow 、魔鏡出場Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, : Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? : Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子喚醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞音樂起，7個小矮人出場，Big words of western tour（大話西游）Chapter 1 Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a Bull King is going to have a ：Today is my am going to have a ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely ?s right now at the Flame can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to think I ?ve fallen in love with you once I know want to show my I request you to marry me in front of my Pandora?s Box is my gift to hope you would say ：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What?s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：It?s not true!It?s just a is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has ：Aaa……(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……Chapter 2 Site: Bull King?s back gardenCharacters: 至尊寶、紫霞（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。the outside world is just a bigger go out have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You e in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I?m not your don?t want to be your I know you?re a good let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至： can?t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this ?t disturb or I?ll kill ： Monkey King, you can kill and death are very you know why you should make sacrifices, you will e back and sing this song with …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the , the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at can still he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊寶、觀音 至：?m about to understand your used my eyes to see in the I was started using my heart to see this I could see all things girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my felt her ：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out ：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to ：I want to warn you wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal can?t have human desires you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and ?s very ：：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn?t treasure I lost her, I ?s the most pain in the God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.第三篇：校園dv短劇的劇本場景天天娛樂報社娛樂記者吳能正坐在椅子上翹著二郎腿在打鼾。攝影師黃鳴正對著美女記者何靜不停地拍照：“一二三四，再笑一次，換個姿勢，再來一次！OK！”何靜扭著腰，向鏡頭獻(xiàn)出飛吻：“親愛的，這是我的初吻哦！我把它獻(xiàn)給你！”黃鳴按下按扭：“OK！你太迷人了！”周圍的同事多半耳朵里都塞著耳機，聽著音樂。張虎：“退后！退后！”吳能擠上前：“張虎，看在咱倆這么多年的交情上，你就通融一下，讓我采訪一下這位演藝界的影后江靜小姐！我是她的鐵桿粉絲！”張虎低聲說道：“我會安排的！不過我的報酬可不能少哦！”吳能：“你和我的友誼是無價的，怎么能用錢來衡量呢？”張虎：“少廢話，江靜一個月只