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’m afraid that she will not put up with them.” His father said, “All you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and you should always wear socks, even when you go to bed.” Well , it seemed a workable solution,the young man thought. The young woman turned to her mother.“Mom , ” she said , “My morning breath is so bad that I’m afraid my new husband will n ot want to live in the same room with love can’t live without him.” Her mother said , “In the morning ,get straight out of bed when you wake up, and head for the bathroom and brush your ’t say any word before you brush your teeth.” The youn g woman followed her mother’s advice. They were finally married in a wonderful ceremony(儀式 ). Not fetting the advice each had received, they carefully spent every husband wore his socks every night and the wife kept her mornings silent; they did quite well until about a month before dawn(黎明 ), the husband woke only to find that one of his socks was gone! Thinking of the terrible result, he felt frightened at jumped up and began to search the bed for his sock in a course, this made the wife thinking, the wife asked, “What on earth are you doing ? ”The husband stopped in surprise, and then he cried, “Oh , no! You must have swa